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-Please, good sir, take a seat. -[harp music plays]
I love you.
[groans] I can't talk about it.
I'll pick you up in my big, stinky car at 8:30.
Yeah. It's community theater, but for sexually active people.
-Excuse you? -Y'all heard her.
Rochelle and I were bored,
Berkeley, here we come! Here we come! Here we come! Ayo!
Got it. Got it. Care to drown your sorrows?
-Oh, it's just a stupid meme. -[Pete laughs] No, no, I get it.
This is amazing news.
I caught four spiders and let three of them live.
So, what now?
Will you sleep in bed with me?
Sonya, no!
High school crush?
I can't believe you played me like that!
Yeah. Thanks.
I know every move you're gonna make, and I hate it.
I guess Rutgers and Danielle will have to do.
-So… -Okay. Yeah, I'm ready.
What? No. Maybe. Kinda. I don't know.
-She's actually doing really well. -[branch breaks]
"That feeling when The Chugger gets to the water cooler first." Hm.
-This guy drinks a lot of water. -[laughs] Yes, he does.
And we better win goddamn Prom Queen!
you should do it, but if you need longer,
-I might have a couple of fuckin' leads. -Mm-mm.
-and it was really loud. -[both giggle]
"Dearest Cleopatra,