Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, my God. You have 38,000 unread emails?
Wait. That's it? I drank water?
-[groans] -I'm gonna help you get home, okay?
-[students cheer] -[woman] Quiet down, kids.
I'm gonna throw a huge hissy fit.
-Basketball! -Yeah. Mm-hm.
-No! -Good! 'Cause I was…
[soft rock music plays]
Ooh! Emmy, have you ever heard of Inbox Zero?
How can I say no to a beautiful apology like that?
And don't forget Danielle!
That two-faced fuckin' fruit-fly!
I mean, I showered and sprayed perfume on my pubes, so…
-Is this because of Danielle? -Yes!
Let's make the most of tonight, okay?
No, no, and we should, of course, never speak of it to him
in your inbox. [chuckles]
[somber music plays]
[laughs] God, I'm jealous of Nadja. I haven't gotten laid in about a century.
I'm also a prospector. You should know.
Hm. Well, too bad we're not friends anymore or I'd offer to cover for you.
-[sighs] That was awesome. -Oh, yeah? Oh, thank God.
-You did it! -I got in!
-Yeah, it's Joe. Joe is The Chugger. -Huh.
You can't make these choices based on anyone else,
-[laughs] Star Wars, cool reference. -[chuckles] It's Yoda.
Oh my God, were you just wearing that under your clothes?
-Fuck you, you whore. -[door opens, closes]
What'd you get into today, Natalie?
-Did you-- -Oh, were you gonna--
Well, well, well. Bingo, bango, Dodge Durango.
[high voice] Methinks that Mr. Chugger's none the wiser, young Padawan.
No, I'm just busy and everybody sucks.
♪ An emotional, sexual bender ♪
Guys, I'm trying to lose my fuckin' innocence over here.
And this would have never happened
♪ That's just the way you make me feel ♪
Oh, um… Okay.
But things are different now. This is too much pressure.
-["Make Me Feel" by Janelle Monáe plays] -♪ That's just the way you make me feel ♪
-Ugh! I hope not. Fuckin' teenagers. -[chuckles]
It's my system. I leave emails unread so that I remember to deal with them.
Oh, I'm so sorry, are you from Moscow? Because you're crussian.
Ooh! That's cute. It'll go great with Danielle's horny little dress. Ow!
I just need to know how many backpacks to bring.
We are a-- a part of a community of people who have access to the same information.
Oh. Okay, so you know you're the Chugger? And you're okay with it?
[feedback whines]
So, um, like, when you say "we", do you mean, like, you and Rochelle?