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Here, I'll just delete it myself. [laughs]
And you might not find
-Excuse me? -Oh, fuck.
No, Inbox Zero is an organizational philosophy.
-Don't worry. Emmy told me all about it. -She did?
As you can tell by my plastic badge,
-[sobs] -I know. I hate Danielle.
Also, I got detention
Uh… How about three unwanted pregnancies, bitch?
Well, I don't hate you.
Then you can chip away at those emails requiring responses throughout the day.
This year's Prom Queen is Nadja El-Khoury.
-Are you serious? -Yup. Let's just get it over with.
You're like a total enigma.
Man, my computer is being… [grunts]
Hey. If I wasn't this, could I do drunk?
Since we had lunch together like four hours ago? Not much.
I mean, if we're gonna break up anyway, why not just do it now?
Well, ain't that sweet?
[kissing, moaning]
LESBIAN SEX FOR LIFE
Now, um, let's talk Labels versus Folders.
Oh, babe, babe. No, don't cry.
Oh, God. Fuck, I love role play.
Sounds like we should return to the scene of the crime and fuck for fingerprints.
-and bring that ass over here. -Mm, what do you want?
I'm a Junior Blizzard Marshall at the Dairy Queen.
-[dramatic music plays] -[Pete] Emmy, behold…
-[crash] -Sonya, I'm calling you a cab.
Defer…
-I thought you were neat. -Oh.
Nadja, habibi, I know it's hard. But this is your future.
but Danielle is your dream girl.
Uh, and the D stands for…
-No-- I-- I don't know. -You're being horrible!
[laughs] Oh, man, I'm so good at these.
[phone chimes]
-[squeals] No. He's so scary. -[laughs] Scary as hell.