Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[loud gulping]
[crickets chirp]
Aren't you happy? We're gonna be together. I'm turning down Berkeley.
Okay, you trippin', 'cause she's a fucking riot.
She did. And I think it's hilarious.
Is this seat taken?
and that, in three months, she'll be glad she's single?
-I am smooth and sexual. -[giggles]
Ooh-- What? [chuckles nervously] What do you mean?
[both laugh]
"Dear Mr. Saint-Humphrey."
[Southern accent] Pardon me, little lady,
-Are you ready? -Yeah. Um… [hesitates] See you later.
-Oh. -[laughs] See you around.
Petra! Nadja and Danielle are in love. This is fate.
but it can only go in one folder.
I'm on the hunt for a serial killer
Uh, please forget I said that thing about your ass
Pete, please don't talk about my abortions at work.
is this seat next to your fat, fucking gorgeous,
-So… -So…
Oh, yeah! That's the name of the abortion clinic I go to.
Come on. There's gotta be somebody that gets your juices flowing.
No. Shh! No, I don't.
-[sighs] It all started 50 years ago. -[disco music plays]
What? Of course we like you. We're obsessed with you.
-Are you paralyzed by joy? -Why did you do that?
Uh… Of course I know… [chuckling]
[gasps] "Office of Admissions at Berkeley."
[laughs] All right! Excuse me as I get my hoo-hoo ready.
Do you promise to finger me every day at Rutgers?
when you choose Danielle over everything else in the world.
-Mm-mm. -[Sonya] Ooh-ooh, excuse me.
Um… You're welcome.
Oh, you're sleeping?
"The Chugger looks thirsty this morning, hide your Dasanis." [laughs]
Whoo! We fucking killed it today.
Oh! Hello, Gavin. Is there anything I can do for you?
What else is new?
-No, I'm telling you, girl, Petra is fun. -[melodic music plays]
You got this, Nadja. Lose that v-card, baby!
And then you walked in and our lives changed forever.
-So you'll do it? -Fine. But I'm not doing this for you.
I just wish things could stay like this.
I don't wanna do long-distance with Danielle.