Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Did you say you love her?

You guys were worried I wouldn't even have one.

She doesn't know who she wants. Me or this "Colin" guy.

You know how, when you're walking down the street...

How was your flight?

-What's that? -Treeger's snaking the shower drain.

...because his super-fertile sister's having three babies.

There's not much chance you did hear that.

Well I'll have a new dream! Three kids and no money

And someday that kid is going to ask me if I ever turned off free porn.

-Let's enjoy" -Don't do the accent. It really bums me out.

...or still around like you might have died waiting for the phone to ring?

MY COWORKERS AND I AFTER THE BOSS HAS A POWER TRIP

Same thing happened to me.

I'm only allowed one piece of carry-on.

No, that's all right.

Baby Franklin #3 Due March 2022

-What was that? -I just put my fist through another wall.

Because it's harder to raise them and the added expense.

Can you pick me up one of those Toblerone bars at the airport?

You're in college?

Do we pay for this?

Did you ever asked you dad that?

-Are you sure? -No.

-Is that the heartbeat? -That's it.

No "Nice apartment, bet the bedrooms are huge"?

It's a Relaxi-Taxi!