Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You can see them every day.
Aren't you the one that does that hot, smoky number in the red dress?
Every time I walk into that barracks, I get a kind of...
I live in the South Bronx.
Well, get him one.
- I said I'm sorry! - It takes fucking wings.
That's better.
Get rid of the gum.
Shit! I'm sorry. Excuse me. Fuck it.
- I said I can read! - Then read.
It is better than real school. It's free, and you don't get raped in the hallways.
- You'll get over it. - I'll work harder.
Drinking those moments when
This is called the Reply Churlish.
...can come up here and do what they want.
I've had a lot of help.
Scattered pictures
I can't if you flunk me out. I have to pass.
Arse licking school
Feel it against the backs of your legs.
How you doing? How are you?
That's all it takes.
- I'll serenade Mars - I'll serenade Mars
Excuse me. Fuck it. Thank you very much.
Uh-huh.
Mozart wouldn't do this today.
Don't be somebody else.
...there's no room for a baby.
Good for all the bunch Hey, now
[VIOLIN PLAYS]
And stretch.
MAN: Excuse me.
Back it up!
She'll take every dime
Nobody talks about it, but there's a quota system.
You make a big deal about pulling us out of the gutter, yet you won't eat with us.
I mean, break a leg, or whatever they say.
I could do it in 4/4 if you prefer a disco beat.
The blackness would hit me
What about your father?
Something wonderful is happening to me, Mama. I'm growing up.
[BATON TAPPING]
I must remember this feeling and use it in my acting.
Well, my doctor told me...
And he went for me, and...
Like your dick?
...while Mom was with Tchaikovsky, Ravel, Mantovani.
Well, I mean, everybody falls in love with their analyst.
- Something like that. - That's what I mean.
This is an opportunity to perform.
I remember this one night he got bothered...
- This is a great pad. MONTGOMERY: You like it?
There he is, Ralph Garci, right on the button.
Graduating from P.A. is no Academy Award. You know what I mean.
Would you sign my yearbook?
MAN: Of course. Welcome to Catch a Rising Star.
- ...and don't worry about anybody else. - I don't think I can. I can't just stare.
Like the corners of my mind
Who taught me? My father taught me. He's in Spain. He makes Westerns.
I see. How about sign language?
I'm also a real smart guy too.
[MAN TALKS OVER RADIO]
Baby, whoa!
Making light
My mother doesn't have a place for me where she lives...
Side. Side.
Wonderful...
Diction. Watch your diction, Ralph. You're slurring your words.
I'm singin' in the rain Just singin' in the rain
With your hands on your hips.
Lift the bow off the string, Martelli.
Be needing your love
- Be honest. Be simple. Be yourself? - Be yourself.
What a glorious feeling I'm happy again
I did a couple of days as a male nurse.
Please welcome the comedy stylings of Ralph Garci, ladies and gentlemen.
- ...because I can't read stories! - Don't you think of anyone but yourself?
- All right, page one, Act 1. - All right, page one, Act 1.
And our regulars would like to wish a warm welcome...
MONTGOMERY [SINGING]: Is it okay if I call you mine?
TONIC FAME IN THE BUILDING SON TONIC FAME IN THE BUILDING SON
I want to see the leg, Patrick.
Get away from there. What are you doing?
Hot lunch, hey
- It isn't the time. I don't wanna hear it. - You're going to hear it!
He's in New York State Penitentiary. He's doing time.
Raul?
It's a party, Doris. They need a singer.
BRUNO: I got it set on sawtooth.
RALPH: Nice. - Get off!
Impulse to impulse.
Performers aren't safe. We're pie-in-the-face people.
Raul?
I don't know why a girl hasn't grabbed you.
[THUNDERING]
- ...in the whole world once. - What did he play?
If I ask you to hold me tight
Mama, it was just one night!
You don't belong there.
Replacement? What do you mean, replacement?
...and put it in your mouth...
Hilary van Doren.
What do you want? Insurance? You're in the wrong business.
Oh...
It's the most painful memory I can think of.
She thinks about the kids...