Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

They really have connections. They're mishpoche with Soupy Sales.
You saved me four fucking years from this ass-licking school!
- I hate my legs. GIRL: Yeah. Me too.
- That's ridiculous. - It's French.
It was beautiful.
That was supposed to be...
Oh, I love your accent. What did you say?
RALPH: If you're kicked around enough, you get to be a real professor of pain.
Well, thank you. That might be fun.
It's pretty technical, really. I have problems.
TEACHER: Capulet. - Like Cappelletti, the football player?
See-through for me, maybe low-cut. We gotta give them visuals.
Happy birthday, dear Sidney
- You've got a lovely face, a great figure. - I sing too.
A real artist must never be afraid of what other people will say about him.
- What kind of problems? - With women.
Well, I'll miss you too.
I'm a professional.
Now you're part of an underprivileged minority, and you're going to suffer.
I seen a couple of the movies.
You gotta have a strong technique, a good agent, and most of all, thick skin.
Dark lunch, hey
[HUMMING]
- I mean a band. - I don't like bands. They crowd me.
Okay, okay, okay. Who's next?
He'd have spacier strings and horns and computerized bassoons.
TEACHER: Right next door. - I tell her that you sent me?
Until the morning
My mom has an extra room. She rents it out.
- And I'll look back on Venus - Look back on Venus
Much better. Much, much better now.
Okay, Schlepstein.
[HUMMING]
[SIREN WAILING]
You see, I belong, sort of, to the auteur school of filmmaking.
[GIRL GIGGLES]
All right, for the cheers!
He can't do it.
I'd sooner do it out of town.
I've had a lot of really good meetings. Everyone's very excited.
Not if you're good.
[CRASHING]
TEACHER: Who taught you?
What's he talking about?
- Yeah? Maybe. - Yeah? Well, he died doing it.
Happy birthday to you
They're all right, mostly. They may stay a day...
[CHOIR SINGS]
What you kids having?
Thank you. One instrument at a time will be quite sufficient.
Yeah, hello?
Dancing's just the tip of this iceberg.
I was coming home from school one day.
Like Richard said, my name is Ralph Garci.
You dare to ask me the question who is the father of my child?
...and all food, cigarettes and radios outside. Do you understand me?
But my Doris...
It's got hard, stone walls. You know what I mean?
One of them, Maria, she's in kind of a special place.
You dare judge me in my misfortitude?
So you see, you're not such a dog as you think you are.
It's a way of life, plus school. The school part is easier.
That's very good. I have some...
I guess I've bored you enough, telling you about myself.
How bright our spirits go shooting out into space...
You can do it all with a keyboard, an amp and enough power.
You looking at one happy lady!
Oh, okay.
- I can't hear you! - Rocky!
- Do what? - This bowing business.
I'll get your ass, buddy! Who do you think you are?
Relax! Come on, use your body.
I don't think she's hurt.
Move your fucking parade! What do you think this is, 5th Avenue?
And gets pregnant.
You don't need his name. He's not here for the audition. He's my partner.
[CLOCK CHIMING]
I don't know what's happening to you. Tell me what's happening to you.
But listen closely
Good, good, good. And chew.
The north... The countries north of Harlem and west of Puerto Rico.
MONTGOMERY: Hi. - Hi.
- And don't ask him to do no writing. - Doesn't he talk, even?
That I love. That helps me with the groceries.
Cattle calls, the humiliation, the rejection...
Just for a time
[SNORES]
TEACHER: I want you to observe yourself doing ordinary, everyday things.
Isolate and concentrate on the details.
...I've always had this crazy dream...
Oh, Martelli. Bruno Martelli.