Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[HONKING]
Oh, God, Doris!
Maybe I didn't say it right, but you been down hard on me since day one.
She's a disaster.
[ENGLISH SDH]
Speed.
...he got bothered.
Study it. Try to remember it so you can...
You're full of rage and pain and love. Not just jokes. You're an original.
You're next, you hear me?
I'm God, see? And God is Puerto Rican, you got that? Now.
SHIRLEY: You're not into high school. LEROY: I'm into dancing.
- Where's all the sweat, Lisa? - I'm working on it.
- He smiles at everyone. - Yeah, but he winks too.
You've done me a favor, shithead.
If I know that you know that I'm
SHOROFSKY: Noise? BRUNO: He'd sound electric.
[ORGAN PLAYS]
[SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN]
- Oh, right. Doris. - But Doris is enough.
They were the greatest actors in the world. Nobody could understand them.
[SPEAKS IN SPANISH]
It's just a jump to the left.
You're flunking out.
I'm laughing at clouds So dark up above
Melodic dictation theory, keyboard harmony, piano, piano literature...
You want them laughing with you, not at you.
[SOBBING]
They're very fancy, huh? I'll wait till you get inside.
- But I am dedicated. - I'm sorry, Lisa. I don't see it.
...and he'd have string quartets coming out of his fingers.
You meet people. That's what counts.
- Of 10 million stars - Of 10 million stars
- I did a pilot for a series. - I didn't see it.
[TOILET FLUSHES]
You're crazy.
It was a time when I realized something about myself.
[SPEAKS IN SPANISH]
I got three sisters, see?
I didn't want to come here anyway. This school sucks.
Thanks.
- I thought you were a professional. - I am.
- This isn't a joke. - I got lots of jokes.
I don't want them laughing.
An actor must develop an acute sense memory...
- Oh. - Or the first time I fell in love.
There's a word for that, isn't there?
We made a mistake. Sometimes it just doesn't work out.
Sun appears
...of dancing all the classical roles before I'm 21.
And you, you need exposure. So you're going.
We're gonna be all over the charts one of these days.
- I know it won't all be standing ovations. - Certainly not for you, my dear.
...they had to say that he was depressed...
Hi.
[FOOTSTEPS ECHOING]
Help me need you
Montgomery Clift and James Dean slurred their words.
- But I know it enjoys me - Hey, Bunsky.
My mother was French and very beautiful.
It's just the things that happen to me
[PIANO PLAYS]
[PIANO PLAYS]
Mulholland, Shirley. I'm all fixed up. I filled in all your papers and all.
I was Doris Finsecker, when you were a senior at P.A.
I've never shown
They wanted his fucking ass, man. They wanted to nail his ass.
I don't see Dr. Golden anymore. You know that.
- The Best of Playboy isn't a book report. - It's reading, ain't it?
Tonight is Gail's birthday.
...how they gotta have a father. Love has nothing to do with it.
Oh, my God.
Do your friends hear it?
I'm scared I won't be able to live up to their expectations of me.
- Take advantage of it. - I promised Montgomery!
GIRL: it says "performing arts." - You don't have to do everything.
- I didn't know she had a husband. - He's sick, Leroy.
...but she has to think of her work.
That's what everyone told me.
BRUNO: Be careful.
- And act, and play an instrument. - All three?
How's your old man doing?
I have a lot of friends named Doris, and they are none of those things.
...and work on re-creating emotional states:
You don't need anybody else.
[SINGING] I sing the body electric
- But I came to dance. - You have to sing too.
[PIANO PLAYS]
That is the meanest high there is. That beats dope. That beats sex.
- You will not keep me down... - Leave me alone!
I see we have a few amateurs in the audience.
...the wo... Won...
Now, you either hang on or hang up. All right?
You have to arrive earlier to get dressed and warmed up.
[HORNS TOOTING]
...tomorrow, Madison Square Garden.
...and plastic surgeons could stay in business.
Why can't he play piccolo? Something sensible. Or the accordion, like Papa did.
5'7"?
- So you want to be an actor, huh? - Yeah, sure, I want to be an actor.
How do you do?
- You did it. - 1000 words. I counted them too.
...to all you virgins!
I suppose that a fuck is out of the question?
I understand.
"Wel... Wel... Welcome to...
[GROANING]
I don't get it.
Is hard alone
- So? Life comes down hard. - She just took a real bad dump, kid.