Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Miss Seriously, let me tear flypaper, huh?
...maybe you'd like to do a screen test for me.
Let me see, you fuckers.
[PIANO PLAYS]
- Are you kidding? - No, I'm not kidding.
- Really? What's he say? - Hi.
On my own
Terrific! Go ahead, surprise us. Give him your book.
- You're bringing me fucking down! - I'm sorry!
...and the shitheads and the people who beat up...
It's true.
[TRAIN HONKING]
DORIS: You were wonderful. RALPH: No.
- We will all be stars - We will all be stars
And what I'm trying to say Isn't really new
So is she in or is she out?
Except they told me the same thing at 12 and 14.
You're gonna tell everybody that?
Doris, we're in!
God works in a casa de steam, you know. It's a steam bath, right?
...and hurl you to the ground and make mad, passionate love.
- He would. - All by himself?
It was the most wonderful time I ever had.
- And in time, and in time - And in time
I gotta go to the bathroom.
Yeah. Well, here I go, off into the sunset.
[SIGHS]
Why don't you get off my fucking case?
- I should have gotten that spare fixed. ALL: Asshole!
- Where do you want this at? BRUNO: Far corner.
She's a beautiful kid. She's 5 fucking years old.
- You're seriously really good. - Jesus.
- ...and Ralph Garci. - Sure. Good old days.
English horns.
- And I'll serenade Venus - And I'll serenade Venus
Why?
[SINGING] Lost in what I overheard
- Jean-Luc Godard? Ever hear of that guy? - French?
That is so great! I mean, Hollywood, that's like...
Watch your plié, Coco.
- MacNeil, Montgomery. - Here.
Johnny Carson.
...of Ralph Garci, ladies and gentlemen.
Dr. Golden explains it real well.
And:
Okey-dokey. That's my best friend.
I was going home, and...
Look at you! You got so big! Where is Mom? Is she home?
I'm so nervous.
...to re-create a difficult memory...
Maybe! Look, did I build you a studio in the basement for a ghost?
...the junkies and the winos...
Somebody die or something?
DORIS: How was Hollywood?
You can't learn to read, you can't learn to dance.
- You can't refuse her an audition. - She's not supposed to sing her audition.
LISA: Miss Berg, you wanted to see me? - Come and sit down, Lisa.
La, la, la, la, la, la, la
Is she all right?
So could you.
He ain't no special shit.
What are you wearing, Leroy?
See if your actions and reactions fall into patterns and what those patterns are.
- And in time, and in time - And in time, and in time
Why don't you try the dance department?
Lose it!
[CHUCKLING]
That's a hard thing to hear, and it's not pleasant to say, but it's the truth.
You always laughed at him because he was very fucking talented.
A kind of a...
A Chorus Line, right?
- One more time! - Rocky!
Who wants to go to a fucking school to learn to dance, anyway?
MAN: Tonight is Monday night. Did anybody know it was Monday night?
I'm enjoying myself.
She's got a one-a-day lunch
They keep out all the rats.
BOY: I worry maybe people aren't gonna like me when I go to a party.
Relax and breathe.
- Good night, Bruno. - Night. Take it easy.
- Where's his application? - He doesn't have one.
I wouldn't wanna miss a party, but every time I go to one...
[BABY CRYING]
DORIS: Hey!
And he was talking about Freddie.
[WHISTLING]
Look at it, they like it! Bruno, they like it! Bruno!
Oh, no
...with your eyes open, homework done, pencils sharpened...
What you doing? Whoa! Damn, man.
I'd have left it home if it wasn't so goddamn boring in here.
He said that Freddie Prinze put a gun to his head...
- And I'm ready for love - For love
[RINGS]
I don't know who I am, and I never will if I don't assert myself.
- There's nothing wrong with you. - I know. That's what's wrong with me.
Better isn't good enough.
Leroy?
He... He said that...
...Gabe Kaplan, Freddie Prinze. Maybe this next young man might...
Yeah, friends are important. You know, I, uh...
ALL: What's white and sells hamburgers?
When I'm reminded of you
You're doing this for some image, for Freddie because he did it.
No. It's okay. Really.
You know, it was an accident, man.
[SPEAKS IN SPANISH]
- I speak like I likes. - This is my room. You'll speak as I like.
Fuck it. If I can't dance, I'll change to the drama department.
How do you know?
BRUNO: Oh, okay. Sure.
Elton John's mom has got six mink coats.