Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Relax.
Took her top off, played with her bongos.
- We're gonna take a break. - Ah, yeah.
...never being happy...
- God, I've been at it since I was 4. HILARY: Me too.
I love fucking acting!
Acting is the hardest profession in the world.
- ...and then you'll have everything else. - What's everything else?
Thank you.
Maybe I die undiscovered, and my ghost gets the Grammy.
[CHATTERING]
Yeah, I do.
Yeah, tell him.
Good for all the bunch, yeah
For that risin' star
Okay.
BRUNO: Talk about Shorofsky.
Where's the sweat, Lisa? You're not even trying.
You laughed.
[SPEAKS IN FRENCH]
- It might relax you. - It's all right. I have a lot on my mind.
- Why are you here, Mr. Johnson? - Because I's young and single...
You mustn't misunderstand about my mother. She's really a lovely person.
TEACHER: Does all this make you realize anything about yourself?
With my money, we can get a place. We can get married maybe.
It's your homework that's missing. And these pages are unintelligible.
I celebrate the me yet to come
Sorry.
- I forgot. What's your name? - Doris Finsecker.
Oh, yeah.
Hi, Daddy.
You should've thought of it four years ago.
- I didn't like L.A. too much. - It sucks out there.
I mean, do I hear it anymore? Does your mama hear it?
Don't pay her no mind, no
...but my father played some of the most beautiful symphonies...
Help me through
[DOOR SQUEAKS]
[FOOTSTEPS ECHOING]
DORIS: I think you're a very nice guy.
Maybe even a ballet created especially for me.
We could split a special, with anchovies, maybe.
HILARY: You might show a little more sympathy, dear.
Take your things to the third floor. Give your forms to the senior there.
RALPH: I never knew it would be like this, Doris.
- Then gargle. - I'm going out to dinner!
- You make him hotter. You know? - Sure.
- I didn't know she lived in New York. - She doesn't. Officially, she does...
It's very important to have friends.
For your first acting exercise this year, I want you...
- What? - Could you take your blouse off?
"Gay" used to mean such a happy kind of word once.
I'll have $20,000 a week, a hit TV series, my face on TV Guide!
You don't remember?
[SPEAKS IN FRENCH]
Biology, chemistry, algebra, English, French, physics, history, et cetera.
Ralph, you're not supposed to kiss yet.
MAN OVER TV: You ever notice black news reporters...
- So, you like art movies, huh, Coco? - Antonioni and those people? Sure.
Those things are steady. People always get married and grow up.
Ay, caramba!
Yeah, all right. Do you want me to sign my picture?
Louder, please.
...just like a regular business manager.
He's quite bad. In the hospital, anyway.
[JANET GASPS]
- Saxophones. - Anything else?
Or the first time my mother flew to L.A. and didn't come back for six weeks.
No, you fucking bitch!
Get out of my seat!
Sounds great. I think I like her.
- I had a different girlfriend every day. - I got music.
Nice, Neisha.
Just singin' and dancin' In the rain
No fighting. Stay in line, please.
We'd like to welcome everyone to The Rocky Horror Picture Show...
- Well, you'll never be a Mikhail, Lisa. - I can't fail, Miss Berg.
Pocketful of Quaaludes.
- I toast to my own reunion - My own reunion
The rest is up to you.
He didn't say the most painful. He just said painful.
Oh, now turn around, please.
- She's 5 fucking years old! - Please keep your voice down.
BOY 1: I don't know about her tits. BOY 3: What? What kind of tits?
- How come? - William Morris has got big plans for me.
- Am I early? - Don't be silly. Let me take your coat.
But it's still small change.
...who stays out all night.
All right.
- Yeah, this is it here. - You live here?
That really was painful.
I'm about as flamboyant as a bagel.
Ah, oui. Like me.
- I told you, I done it and I forgot it. - My hearing's fine.
Or has time rewritten every line?
Could you take your top off, please?
...it's fantastic! It's like electricity.
What the fuck you want me to do, asking me to read all the fucking time?
Maybe even the best in the school.
But when I'm down and feelin' blue
Okay. if you want to sing, go ahead. Then we'll look at your acting.
Would you like to set up your equipment, Mr. Martelli?
You need a show all to yourself.
If again "it was not well cut," he'd answer, I spake not true:
That was nice. Really.
- What school's he from? - He ain't into school.
- One man is not an orchestra. - Who needs orchestras?
- Monroe, Lisa. - Yes?
It beats watching Laverne & Shirley.