Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- I Was a Teenage Fag Hag. - You shit!

You're becoming somebody else.

But those motherfuckers...

Thou art thyself.

There's tea dances and parties, weddings and bar mitzvahs.

Didn't we pass a castle down the road?

I'm having a very good time too.

I dig his black ass.

- You sure you want it? - Yeah, I'm sure.

Montgomery MacNeil.

Or the Silbermans. Or Brooklyn.

Not for very much longer

[INSTRUMENTS PLAYING]

- Doris Finsecker. - Hi. Wanna sit down?

Please welcome the comedy stylings...

Her brother Harvey.

And we are the czars

- Something to keep me flying. - Like what?

In future, Mr. Johnson, I'd like you to leave your ghetto blaster at home.

- Hot lunch - Hot, hot lunch

- What was that bang? BRAD: Must have a blowout.

[SPEAKS IN FRENCH]

- All right. Bye. - All right. Okay. Bye.

Wanting, needing your love

- Hi. - Hi. That's too wild for me.

Now, we have a special warning from the management.

- You don't have to sing, honey. - We know our rights.

I don't want a middle-aged name. I can't relate to it.

Come on, Coco. Smile, smile. Smile for me.

Like about 6 a.m.

- I'm gonna be a good dancer! - Just get out of here, please!

- I'll be doing my scene Thursday... - I'll be right back.

ALL: Hey, Riff, show us your mother!

...and suffer so the witch doctors and the deodorant-spray people...

I toast to my own reunion

...and study ballet, modern, folk, jazz, tap and historical dance here...

Rats, cockroaches, and, you know, little bugs.

- No? - No. He wanted to be Joe Namath.

- Then you know what I'm talking about. - Yeah.

I read Back Stage, Show Business and Variety.

Raul mic Raul mic

Since when are you in the thinking business?

Turn out the arch, Leroy.

[IRENE CARA'S "FAME" PLAYS]

- Irishy, Jewishy, paranoid. - What's the name of this movie?

Who's the lucky fella, huh?

TEACHER: You better like yourself a lot. Because that's all you got to work with.

Hey, good luck. Oh, sorry.

[SINGING] It's astounding, time is fleeting

RALPH: I need something.

We can't afford a professional children's school.

Kids are into sex earlier in South Bronx.

All anyone ever promised you was seven classes a day and a hot lunch.

Through a cold, dark night

Madness takes its toll

You gotta have friends. You can't alienate anybody up there. Nobody.

You know what cockroaches are? Little things that crawl in the night.

Music is the hardest profession of them all. isn't that right, Mrs. Tossoff?

Don't lecture me, Leroy.

TEACHER: Okay, Doris. Ralph?

[SINGING] Memories

When I shall embody the earth

You know where that leaves people like me? Nowhere!

Boy, is he in for a surprise tonight.

I seem to have that effect on people. What can I do? Thanks again.

...and I loves to mingle. SHERWOOD: Speak English.

[TIRES SCREECHING]

When I become one with the sun

Hon? "Swanee River," please. Hit it.

Anyway, there's lots of things there:

Might be a nice change from black cherry.

I believe you, Lisa.

- What do you call that? - Wicked.

- I'm your friend. - You're my friend? Really?

- Do you want a beer? - No, thanks. I'm okay.

I met some people, went to some parties.

Hey, cupcake. Come here, cupcake.

She lost all her credit cards.

You see, I do the whole thing.

I must have total control of the creative product.

BOY 1: I hope to fuck she's in drama. BOY 2: No way. Dance department.

- You! You! I point to you, Nigel! MAN: Next, please.

[MARTELLI LAUGHS]

We have a standing ovation over there.

But I don't have room for you in this class anymore.

Better she realizes it now than OD in some motel room at 30.

When he made it, he realized it was everything he hated.