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We can't have happy people walking on this planet.
- What about me? Don't I get a career? - A career? I'll give you a career.
Look, Leroy, I told you, if you don't have tights, you don't dance. Now go!
And then a step to the right
All right. ls your mother really Marsha MacNeil, the actress?
Some. I have all of my friends here tonight. From P.A. graduating class.
Know something else about Freddie? Freddie didn't even want to be Freddie.
- Yeah, but they're all... - What?
[DISCO MUSIC PLAYS]
Or you could wear your pink dress with the ribbons.
We have a special button for a special young lady.
[CROWD LAUGHING]
[SINGING] Sometimes I wonder
- To schizophrenia! - Abso-fucking-lutely!
I should pay you.
Two years ago. I'm Doris Fin...
That was beautiful.
I want bravos in Stuttgart and Leningrad...
Oh
It's like the...
Not that I mind doing the corps de ballet bullshit.
[HUMMING "THE WAY WE WERE"]
- What costume designs? - Nothing fancy, just sequins and stuff.
- She's just a bitch. - She hates me.
He's just helping me out with my dancing. But it's me who's auditioning.
Don't think talent's enough to get you through.
...and Paris.
So there you are. I'm not such a dog as I think I am.
Yeah
When I'm down and feelin' blue
BOY: I'm scared.
...and he killed himself.
Finally it comes, so I get in. Okay, and there's people all around.
MORALES: She's frightened.
Especially during my act.
Happy birthday to you
[SPEAKING IN SPANISH]
...depends on how much we contributed to the earthly brilliance of this world.
I hate drinking. I'm doing this for my future. For our future.
...as well as dance history, supported adagio...
I'm a good dancer. Better than good.
I mean, we'll miss you.
And bring your knees in tight
This is a classroom, Mr. Johnson. You're going to be here for four years...
And shine me home
No, no, no. Say it. Go ahead. Say it!
He's beating me and coming down on me...
- Do you think you're talented? - You swine! You coward! You cad!
Kind of a depressed feeling.
[YELLING]
It's a great pleasure to introduce a young man who's funny and loud.
- You make him happy, you know that? - We're a hot team, you know.
- Hi. - How do you do?
Anyway, I went home.
[DISHES RATTLING]
Little-bitty ones with nips like raisins?
[MAN YELLING]
See if you can catch yourself in the very act of doing or saying something.
It was just kid stuff. Flying carpets and dragons.
Now take your thumb...
I was wondering if...
- Why do you want to go to school here? - Because Freddie went here.
- Right. - Use your own experience.
Anyway, you've been taking too much.
- Hope you get it. - Hey, good luck.
A pie in the face comes with the job. That's what my mom says. She knows.
Where I've been
Hey, it's Raul. Where's my two chicks, huh?
[SINGING] Happy birthday to you
By the way...
Sense the floor against your bodies.
...and the Swan.
Where I come from it don't pay to read and speak white.
- What's your name, honey? FINSECKER: Finsecker.
SubRip: HighCode
DORIS: I don't want to talk about it. - I'll call you Doris, like always.
- The guy wants me back. - You're kidding!
That sounds great.
So is 1984, Huckleberry Finn, Great Expectations. You heard of those?
Where you going, Leroy? He's in and I'm out, right?
Oh.
- Give me a C! - C!
LEROY: See y'all later.
- Give me an O! - O!
Thou art not a Montagoo... Montagazz... Who knows?
...Jimmie Walker...
- That's plenty! - That's not enough! Not for you!
TEACHER: Last year, we worked on simple observations.
Yeah. Well...
FINSECKER: Dominique Finsecker? - No. Dominique Dupont.
- I've tried every diet in the whole world. - Really? Me too.
Yeah, my father taught me. I'm not supposed to talk about him right now.
Oh, listen. Your nice white blouse is ironed.
The Silbermans know some very important people.
Shit.
Hi. You got a problem?
The next group of musicians can go to the fifth floor now, please.
I can read.
Did I spent $7000 on equipment for a ghost?
- Yesterday. - You got a special delivery?
MAN 1: Hey, later on. MAN 2: All right. All right!
[MAN YELLING]
[PIANO PLAYS]
I felt naked when people looked at me before. But they weren't looking at me...
And there was this guy on the TV.
I don't wanna be the best.
I don't care what they think.
- You ever thought of doing real music? - This is my music.
...to waste time and space on someone who isn't dedicated.