Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I dropped a little incense like I always do, just to unwind a little bit.
I'm saving you a lot of time and pain by saying it now.
What's the matter? You're acting like some dumb kid.
And then there is sex.
Do you ever get kind of a sick feeling in your stomach when you dread things?
Give me a fucking break, honey!
[PIANO PLAYS]
- That's right. - She does wonderful work.
It's like the Mediterranean approach, you know what I mean?
If I don't have a personality, so what? I'm an actress.
...I keep feeling like the whole world's against me.
I found this note.
Oh, mamacita!
You just hang in, I guess.
Listen, Coco, I'm doing this picture down in the south of France, you know?
- You will? - Yeah, sure.
[AUDIENCE LAUGHS ON TV]
Macaroni and baloney Tuna fish, our favorite dish
Go ahead! Oh, sure, you got music, okay. But for what? For yourself.
[RALPH CHUCKLES]
That's right. My name is Ralph Garci, and I'm a professional asshole.
- God, you live here, Montgomery? - Yeah.
- It's too low for me. - You're a tenor? You want to start here?
[CHATTING]
Less lip, Monroe! More sweat!
No lit candles. No throwing food at the screen. Understand?
- I warned you this would happen. - It's your case, man. I don't give a fuck.
We were rehearsing to get me into this school, not you, you fucker! it's not fair!
Replacement theory? What do you mean, replacement theory?
- Hey, yo! - Huh?
Theresa!
I saw that in Bendel's window.
The original Ralph Garci.
The way we were
Because he didn't think living was such a happy trip, you know?
Hi, I'm Lisa Monroe.
You're going to play all by yourself?
Not that it bothers me. I'm pretty well-adjusted, really.
- Does that hurt, or is that ethnic? BERG: Music, please, Mrs. Snell.
Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Marlon Brando slurred his words.
And he's talking to this angel. This angel is a computer. An electronic computer.
It's a secret language. It ain't meant for whiteys.
We are the emperors now
- Give me a Y! - Y!
Yeah.
...a painful moment when you learned something about yourself that hurt.
- Some people like bagels. - Some people don't.
- And in time - And in time
There's a couple of series they think I'm right for.
A sure-as-shit major contributor.
- I don't know why I'm here. MONTGOMERY: You want be an actress.
Homosexual.
Whoa! Whoa!
- It closed in Cincinnati. - What's that mean?
But I can't be thrown
Fuck you, Leroy! This was my audition, remember? You're not into high school.
- You ever see any of his pictures? - Sure.
[BELL RINGS]
- I don't like reading. it's not my style. - Then try Othello. He's black.
- I don't really relate to agents. - Don't blame you at all.
- Bruno Martelli? - He's across the hall.
You're the kind of girl that stands out in a room.
Good.
- Have you decided where you're going? - California.
I close my eyes so I can be with you
Can it be that it was all so simple then?
...get hired because they have white accents?
- Are you studying? - I catch a class when I can.
If it was my fucking head, it would've been all right...
- My stepmother bought it for me. LISA: Really?
How do you know what people will like? How do they know if they don't hear it?
Your chances are better if you're black, Puerto Rican or everything, like me.
Make believin'
I started out with tap and stuff.
Watch the film.
But I brought a doctor's note.
Hey.
Then there was the last time my father packed his bags and left us.
They love that stuff. My tips go up 20 percent, at least.
You can call me Dominique.
JANET: I'm going with you.
Oh, baby, be strong for me
Baby, belong to me
Let's hear it for her! Come on!
Where'd that come from?
Now, Dominique, she'd be smart.
...I've been offered this place with the San Francisco Ballet.
This is a dance class, Lisa, not the Charles Atlas plan.
Out here on my own
Excuse me.
Or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love...
Please, excuse me, if you don't mind. Honey, you don't have to sing for us...
That was... That was a joke. That was supposed to be a joke.
Let the stormy clouds chase Everyone from the place
I'll pay my dues on the West Coast.
Pick that up, you son of a bitch!
- I mean to college, the scholarship. - I can't use it.
It said my two chicks were in church.
Take it easy, Ralph.
BOY 1: She's new. I saw her arrive in a limousine.
MARTELLI: That was beautiful!
Oh, baby, be strong for me