Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

If we had the chance to do it all again
...but she stays with friends. Sends her per diems home to me and Dr. Golden.
Listen, I don't mean to alarm you, but if you don't laugh, you'll get cancer.
I had a couple of pieces of business to attend to in the neighborhood.
To guide me far
'Cause there may be A cloudy day in sight
- And I'll burn with the fire - Burn
And I mean to be a major contributor.
BOY 2: Oh, look at those tits.
Coco? Coco? That's terrific!
- Serving lady - She's a serving lady
You know the weirdest thing...
Hot lunch, hot lunch
...wash... Wash... Washing...
[YELLS]
- And in time - And in time
He doesn't go upstairs without filling in his name.
- Thanks, Marcus Welby. - I know what I'm talking about.
And Sleeping Beauties...
...or the North Pole or wherever the hell he goes.
He said if he can't do it, he sure as shit's gonna stop it.
That's good.
That lunatic stole my tape.
Ralph Garci. I think they spelled it wrong on the application.
How do you like that?
Hey, Doris, you wanna go to The Rocky Horror Show tomorrow night?
...variation class, makeup, hairstyling and even acting for dancers.
Okay, you go downstairs, change in the girls' room and wait for him.
I'm sorry.
Bonjour. You made it. Come on in.
My mom kept saying she was gonna fix it up when she got into a long run.
- A hat. - On your feet, Leroy.
- Don't you want success? - Sure. I don't think our tits are up to it.
...or how many colored tutus you have. If you don't give academic subjects...
Shut up. Again.
Did you ever see a baby with a zip gun?
He wants me to join his company.
I mean, you don't understand. Listen to me, man.
I live in the South Bronx, and up there, you got the Harlems of...
Look, I'm not "my dear." You can fuck "my dear."
She tells me in every letter how sorry she is that we're not together more...
- What's happening to you? - What's happening to me? Success.
- You must take... - Flashing images of passion...
Happy birthday to you
I'm through? I don't have to dance anymore?
We don't need nothing for rehearsal. Ready when you are, Mr. Director.
...Ma... Maytag...
Memories
- He could have been a real actor. - He was!
- Papa. Papa. - Bruno!
- It's not much, but... - Please, come on. That's not necessary.
I mean, it's not bad...
BOY 1: Can someone just...? BOY 2: She's cleaning her cleavage.
You're not working on it hard enough.
COCO: I tell you, you're a fucking good actress.
That's not music, Martelli. That's masturbation.
Shit.
- I am Puerto Rican. - Not on your paper you ain't, Garci.
[SIREN WAILING]
You're not my age. Nobody's my age. I'm ahead of my time.
It starts at midnight, so you better check it out with your mom.
I'll buy you a cup of coffee.
All right, I'm playing O.J. Simpson. I'm in this building.
MARTELLI: Good night.
He ain't into conversation until you get to know him.
Smiles we gave to one another
I would like to know what my daughter thinks is wrong with my friends.
- So don't wear your pink dress. - I'm not going, Mama!
It's great. What happened to all your furniture? You get ripped off?
Sorry. That was probably in bad taste, and I didn't really...
...it's a certain quality.
No! No! No! Give me that!
You have to take outside classes in your major field...
Oh, why?
- Ooh, yeah - Yeah, yeah
The dogs carry knives. Right.
- Jesus Christ! - You are good, Ralph.
Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo? Deny thy father and refuse thy name.
BERG: Come in.
You should have been out there. The audience hated me.
- No! - Read!
[WHISTLING]
Next thing you know, you're making them laugh.
[VIOLIN PLAYS]
Most of those do commercials to pay the rent. The rest wait tables...
- It's a joke. It just came out. - Like me.
I don't know. I can't find a painful memory.
- Doing the Time Warp - One, two.
Yeah, I don't either. I am a nice guy.
[MUMBLES]
Oh, Montgomery.
And we can all go fucking pray to the asshole God up there...
Come on, baby, come on. Don't go to school.