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...mach... Ma...
I walk down the lane With a happy refrain
I close my eyes so I can be with you
Shut my mouth.
BOY 2: A limousine? No kidding?
[BRAKES SCREECHING]
So finally, my analyst leveled with me.
Dallas Mavericks trying to reason with Luka Doncic
I haven't told anyone yet, but I'm gonna take it.
- I remember - A lot.
We will remember
Let your senses remember...
I hate your guts. You read, you fucking bitch!
Not Dominique...
Like by way of your witch doctor.
See, I've spent my whole life in military academies.
- It's a requiem for Buck Rogers. - Great.
And they're looking right at me.
Yes, but who wants diabetes?
DORIS: A painful memory.
Don't we?
MONTGOMERY: I thought I was just going through a stage.
- It says Raul. - I don't relate to that.
Okay, you're finished. Stand over there.
He'd have to be to be her husband.
I heard the bitch came down on her real hard.
Get on with the show!
You'll meet my stepmother, Claudia. Trainee witch.
- Freddie? - Freddie Prinze. He's the best.
LISA: Oh, I like your nose ring. - I'm into culture.
She needs a doctor! A doctor! Not the goddamn Holy Ghost!
Don't I?
...I said, "I make her laugh."
- Michael, congratulations. I heard. - Oh, thank you.
Back in the Middle Ages, actors, they didn't even want to bury us.
Everybody's gotta be so goddamn serious.
[MICROPHONE THUDS]
Oh
She's taking out the lint. Oh, that's beautiful. I wish I had a camera.
Judy, Judy, Judy. Top of the world, Ma.
And I need to let you know that I might
I'm 16 years old. I've got to assert myself sometime.
Got a special today on fried clams.
FINSECKER: Dominique.
- Oh, yeah? - Did you?
Oh, Mama.
Next thing you know, I've got a new father.
Pulled tendons, shin splints, swollen toes, smelly tights...
...and he was suicidal, and that he was fucked up.
...and we were together for two whole days, just like we were sweethearts.
Let's do the Time Warp again
[HONKING]
...this feeling of heaviness.
No, thank you.
...and ask him what he wants to be.
...clean other people's apartments, living on welfare and hope.
- It sometimes annoys me - Bunsky.
- What kind of music notes are those? - Laser beams.
You're not working hard enough, Lisa.
Thank you.
- Miss Berg wants a tambourine. - Fine.
Happy birthday, dear Sidney
I teach English. Now, if that's a foreign language, you're gonna learn it.
He was funny and charming and he made people laugh. That's it.
A friend of my sister, she tells fortunes and stuff.
Oh, yeah.
He split for Toy Town or Igloo City...
Look, don't lecture me. All right, Sir Laurence?
- On a soap. - Oh.
- Great! - That's not great...
50,000 people call themselves actors, and maybe 500 are making a living at it.
Last week, 15,000 marched down my block demanding better housing.
...or a week or a month, if we're lucky.
- Okay. - It's a good neighborhood.
So it's gotta be spectacular, you know?
They're not for me. They're for a friend of mine.
I mean, my pain's as good as anybody else's.
- Hi. - Hi.
Want to know about my father? My first fucking father?
Johnson, Leroy?
There are too many other girls who take dance seriously...
It's très jolie, Coco, it's très jolie.
...she's dumb enough to get knocked up...
- They wanna represent me. - They're the biggest agents.
You kiss my ass, Padre.
Shit, I mean, he was fucking... He was very gifted.
Thank you. You play very well.
- Waiting for the elevator. FINSECKER: Press the button, Doris.
- I'm sorry. - I feel stupid.
But it's the pelvic thrust
- Have you seen her? - But I've heard.
- We're supposed to expose ourselves. - Imagine what Ralph Garci will say.
Are you serious?
LEROY: You seen Sherwood?
[WHISTLING]
- What's my type? - You know, your type.
Well, I've been sick.