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- Yeah, but not overall... - They don't want us,
Are you, like, sure you brought it?
- Well, but... - Because Cherlene don't fly.
No, no, no, you don't walk off after one song; you get back out there this instant.
Okay, specs are all in the green. So, let me just reboot the
- say Brazos county? - Give you three guesses!
- Right, and your 10 percent of it. - Or 50 or whatever.
“Favorite President”
- I don't fly. - I... but-but I've seen you fly.
- Oh, my God, I can't feel my face! - Gee, Pam, I wonder if that's got
- space shuttle... - Cyril choke-banged you on a blimp?
- mention of bone-throwing? - Okay, yeah, that seems like a win-win.
- That's from Smokey and the... Goddamn it! - Oww!
- Wait, what? - Outlaw country!
- God. - And where are you going?
Woo-hooo! Thank you!
It's your CB handle! I told it to everybody from here to Kentucky!
- Damn it! - Man, and here you are without your gun.
You... would be wonderful, and it would be wonderful publicity, and...
- So stay awake! - I'm trying, but 18 hours?
The quite-soon-to-be-number-one country singer in America?!
And for what it's worth, we all kind of liked you the way you were.