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As that was coming out of my mouth, I knew that it was wrong.

Desperate times call for desperate measures.

Three demerits, and you'll receive a citation.

for all the men who thought this was a laughing matter.

Now, that sounds serious.

Two of those, that will land you in a world of hurt,

Okay. I'm gonna be at the doll store.

I wished for Phyllis a plasma TV.

That is not current.

Here. Meredith?

Of course you do, moonface.

on drawing a picture of the exposer

You've got to learn, Jim. You are a second in command,

There are several penises there

That is a protest

MANY WOMEN ARE COMPETENT DRIVERS.

That is a protest

I forgot that my primary goal is to keep people safe.

Oh. It's from you.

I don't even consider myself a part of society.

I'm just calling to say that I think we need a little break.

Oh, right. I remember that one.

You know where we're gonna go?

Attention, everybody. Dwight has something he would like to say.

Frankly, it's kind of insulting.

As that was coming out of my mouth I knew that it was wrong

I don't know. Maybe we're different people. I like cuddling and spooning

Plus, I'd be more in tune with the moon and the tides.

Just let my assistant know if you're coming over

that I can post around the community?

You take care of that. I'm gonna do traffic detail.

This is what we’re talking about. Did you hear that, everyone?

so I decided that I would drive down here

Keep it up, and you're looking at a written warning.

That was not necessary, but I appreciated it. And it proves my point.

See? That's what we're talking about. Did you hear that, Dwight?

Okay, okay. Cons?

It's Jan. What do I do?

If I could menstruate, I wouldn't have to deal

Oh, some guy exposed himself to Phyllis in the parking lot.

Conference room. Five minutes. Women's appreciation.

Wait a second How are you qualified for that?

I don't even consider myself a part of society

This is the last thing that Irina needs to see right now, Dwight.

You know what? I need my girls with me.

All right. You know what? That's it.

I... You know...

I don't even consider myself a part of society

I don't know who's right. I just don't.