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I don't even consider myself a part of society

I... You know...

for all the men who thought this was a laughing matter.

You know what? I need my girls with me.

Just let my assistant know if you're coming over

MANY WOMEN ARE COMPETENT DRIVERS.

That is a protest

I'm just calling to say that I think we need a little break.

You know where we're gonna go?

Desperate times call for desperate measures.

This is what we’re talking about. Did you hear that, everyone?

Okay. I'm gonna be at the doll store.

I wished for Phyllis a plasma TV.

That is not current.

Oh, right. I remember that one.

I don't know who's right. I just don't.

Two of those, that will land you in a world of hurt,

I don't know. Maybe we're different people. I like cuddling and spooning

Now, that sounds serious.

Keep it up, and you're looking at a written warning.

All right. You know what? That's it.

You've got to learn, Jim. You are a second in command,

Conference room. Five minutes. Women's appreciation.

As that was coming out of my mouth I knew that it was wrong

Okay, okay. Cons?

That was not necessary, but I appreciated it. And it proves my point.

You take care of that. I'm gonna do traffic detail.

Oh, some guy exposed himself to Phyllis in the parking lot.

See? That's what we're talking about. Did you hear that, Dwight?

Plus, I'd be more in tune with the moon and the tides.

I don't even consider myself a part of society.

on drawing a picture of the exposer

I don't even consider myself a part of society

Oh. It's from you.

If I could menstruate, I wouldn't have to deal

That is a protest

I forgot that my primary goal is to keep people safe.

Three demerits, and you'll receive a citation.

Wait a second How are you qualified for that?

There are several penises there

so I decided that I would drive down here

Frankly, it's kind of insulting.

Of course you do, moonface.

As that was coming out of my mouth, I knew that it was wrong.

that I can post around the community?

Attention, everybody. Dwight has something he would like to say.

It's Jan. What do I do?

This is the last thing that Irina needs to see right now, Dwight.

Here. Meredith?