Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

This is so great, huh?

That says that you women are up against it.

Okay, buddy. Somebody just walked in.

as to why you got that haircut.

Because that would have been the ass-kicking of the year.

I don’t even consider myself a part of society

I'd love Phyllis to run her eyes over.

She might mention an e-mail that I wrote a while back.

and made a wish.

I was walking to the building and this man asked me for directions.

Sorry, I’ve got penises on the brain

Hey, we should have a calendar printed up.

Four of those, and you'll receive a verbal warning.

No. The one before that.

As a thank you. Come on. Get in here.

And it is criminal.

Sorry, I’ve got penises on the brain

"I'm unhappy when I'm with her."

Well, look around. Are women like that?

That's because you're a preppy freak, you're the office pariah,

Like, what does a demerit mean?

Let's face it. Most guys are from the Dark Ages. They're cavemen.

She's totally flat. Shrunken chesticles.

This is Dwight Schrute. Hey, Dwight. It's Jim.

Prove it Lets see your penis

I feel uncomfortable wearing the dress.

I wouldn't want to be in an office relationship, anyway.

Prove it. Let's see your penis.

If that’s bribery Then lock me up