Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Prove it. Let's see your penis.

This is Dwight Schrute. Hey, Dwight. It's Jim.

That's because you're a preppy freak, you're the office pariah,

Sorry, I’ve got penises on the brain

Okay, buddy. Somebody just walked in.

She might mention an e-mail that I wrote a while back.

and made a wish.

Sorry, I’ve got penises on the brain

Well, look around. Are women like that?

I feel uncomfortable wearing the dress.

If that’s bribery Then lock me up

She's totally flat. Shrunken chesticles.

Four of those, and you'll receive a verbal warning.

As a thank you. Come on. Get in here.

"I'm unhappy when I'm with her."

Because that would have been the ass-kicking of the year.

This is so great, huh?

as to why you got that haircut.

No. The one before that.

I wouldn't want to be in an office relationship, anyway.

Prove it Lets see your penis

Hey, we should have a calendar printed up.

I was walking to the building and this man asked me for directions.

I don’t even consider myself a part of society

I'd love Phyllis to run her eyes over.

Like, what does a demerit mean?

Let's face it. Most guys are from the Dark Ages. They're cavemen.

And it is criminal.

That says that you women are up against it.