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Thank you.
Yes. Did you hear that, Michael?
No, Dwight. Respect.
I’ve got penises on the brain
Prove it. Let’s see your penis!
This is the last thing that Phyllis needs to see right now, Dwight.
We need to find a place where you feel comfortable.
"Perfect skin. Nice butt."
That is correct.
Oh, my God.
I think you mean a girl's locker room.
I bet you know don’t think just answer What do you want to do about Jan?
I like to go in the women's room for number two.
Me
I think we hang out an appropriate amount of time
L’Oréal “special task”
We hate Pam!
It's a woman thing.
this me every day...
Michael. How can you appreciate women so much
but also dump one of them?
Abso-fruitly.
"Females are not allowed to speak to strangers
Wow!
I need my girls with me
We're not gonna get there any faster if we're dead.
Prove it. Let’s see your penis
Phyllis? What do you think? Too much?
to her therapist and they discuss it.
Sounds serious Sounds serious
No. It's not that bad.
My point is...
You aren't curious?
Prove it. Let's see your penis.
(EXCLAIMS)
But I do need some new hand towels.
Or is it shmear like cream cheese?
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Can somebody grab me the lever?
Think we'll find him?
Phyllis. You're a married woman.
Malls are just awful and humiliating.
Done.
She said she's not really ready
you asked me if I was a lesbian.
MICHAEL: Okay. You know something, Dwight?
Anything you guys want. This is your time.
What is a Pap smear?
Yeah. Okay.
I saw him two minutes ago.
No. Normal women don't do stuff like that.