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That is not healthy behavior.
My car. My rules.
The guy was just hanging brain. I mean, what's all the fuss?
I do one weird thing.
Permanently.
You shouldn't be with someone who doesn't make you happy.
And they like a woman to be showing her cleavage
"I'm unhappy when I'm with her.
and nobody likes you.
FLASHER
Sorry, got labias on the brain
Tulips, you say?
Won't that just shed more light on the penises?
Awful, I mean. But, sometimes awesome.
Jae you’re a married woman.
Phyllis, you say?
I know the crap out of women.
That's why we've got to catch him. Start hanging those.
Yep. If you don't mind, I think I'll hang up some of these posters
No, I'm getting her voicemail.
ok. new topic...
Thank you.
See-through? Push-up? Lace? Thigh-high?
I want to break up with Jan.
Any man who says he totally understands women is a fool.
Phallus?
MICHAEL: Hey, Jan. It's me. Michael.
Then, the fashion models could come here and work with me.
Hanging Brain!
If it were up to me, you ladies would be the fashion models.
Okay. It stopped.
And, I know everybody says this,
My point is...
Okay. I am really going to do this.
All right.
"Women will be sent home if they wear makeup
I'm saying that you're being sexist.
Totally flat Sunken chesticles
No. I'm being misogynistic. That is insane.