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Yeah, but, it's every guy's fantasy.
The worst part is that she shows it
I think we need a little break. Permanently.
I celebrate these women.
But that is a risk we have to take.
Let's see.
Can we just get back to work?
The momma was just
Oh, what's this?
And then, watching it back right afterward to improve my form.
No. Thank you, though.
It's pretty funny when you think about it.
And to be wearing see-through underpants.
$300?
Hey, did you guys see this memo that Dwight sent out?
Answer it. Don't answer it.
Okay. I'll give you $200. And if I get up before you, I'll leave it on the dresser.
I’ve got penises on the brain
All right. I hope nobody's on a diet.
Your not a total ass
Frankie G: This is what we’re talking about. Did you hear that, everyone?
Don't think she's gonna make it!
I've got penises on the brain
So, no harm, no foul.
I’m a pretty normal dog. I do one weird thing. I like to pee on the couch.
and I threw a coin in for every woman in the world
Or right towards the end of having sex.
Maybe some Italian.
You know what? I would love to buy you a fresh set of underwear.
portray women as skinny, tall goddesses.
This is a petition for the business park
MICHAEL: I don't think she's gonna make it.
MANY TEXANS ARE COMPETENT DEIVER
No.
Deserve protection from local pervs.
"Flat-chested." What was the last one?
I have to go. So, I'll talk to you later.
Oh, okay.
R-E-S-P-C-T FIND OUT WHAT IT MEANS TO ME
It's a little too tight. I'm gonna find another spot.
Some panties, or...
Six-month anniversary.
Yes.
Let's put it this way. You do not want to receive three of those.
Let's do this.
I think I've got it.
This is a masculine environment.
Thank you. That was not necessary, but I appreciated it. And it proves my point.
than one guilty man roam free.
but she really likes you as a friend.
Have I slept with a woman? More than one?
Where?
Michael. Yes.
And I know what you're thinking.
And they're worth more than your car.