Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

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Oh, wait. Here it is.
Did you know that this is how F.D.R. met Eleanor?
here is the theme song from the hit motion picture, The Bodyguard.
I can't, Homer.
What?
When you are at the library
- Why do you talk that way? - I had a stroke.
Oh, yeah, yeah. Right. Health inspection. That reminds me. Ha!
Welcome, futurists, cyberphiles and the rest of you dateless wonders.
Not so fast. Seven queens.
- Oh, poor Mark Hamill. - That swarm of nerds is gonna kill him.
And to think I respected you... and defended you.
- Homer. Use the for- - The Force?
Mmm, semi-imported.
Nobody messes with the mayor when Homer Simpson's on- Oh, crap.
Throughout this course,you will protect your personal melon as if it was paying your salary.
Can you, uh, edit out the laughs?
- Ha! Nobody cares. - This is one small step towards firing your ass!
Star Wars, huh? Well, let me ask you this.
Dad, over here.!
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Crap on a crust!
Who else you gonna find to take a bullet for you?
Mark! Mark! Mark! Mark! Pick me! My whole life has been leading to this moment.
Six queens. Read 'em and weep.
- The forks. Use the forks. - Oh.
- Even during Ramadan? - Shut your sass-hole, boy.
And I Ordered A Double-Double, But They Gave Me The Double-Double-Double-Double
Fired, huh?
Shh!
So always comport yourself in a manner befitting- Quick, honk at that broad.
You've gotta snap out of this funk, Mayor.
Get out ofhere. These stools are reserved for the mayor and his cronies.
Freeze, goombahs.
with the light saber and the ''vwing, vwing, vwing.''
Thank you, Mayor Quimby, for honoring us with the school milk concession.