Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I know this is gonna sound like a crock...

Well, you're right, but what about tomorrow?

- Good evening, Your Honor. - Counselors. Who have we got here?

Honey, at my age, I don't do anything regularly.

...was not just a prank? Threatening someone's life is serious business.

I'm always clowning around like that. Helps ease the tension.

When your note said you wanted to kill me, I jumped to the conclusion you hated me.

Sure, sergeant. Would you do me a favor and take him home on your way back?

- No, sir. - And you know that what you did...

That wouldn't be the word I'd have chosen.

Any particular reason?

- Don't you, Mr. Prosecutor? - I see 1000...

You're gonna look good as a pillar of salt.

- Not bad. - But about the fourth floor...

Now, I know this is a little scary, but what is the old saying?

- I didn't remember that part. - Whoever it is has really bad penmanship.

Well, shall we go out there and try to dispense some justice?

...the state moves to put this case...