Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Peppers and eggs? That's what I shoulda had.

I still got the coach on my mind.

The judicial system has improved in dealing with sexual predators.

Not like you and your Corrado.

Mehul take your hat off bitch

Discredit psychology all you want.

Pardon my French there.

It's complicated.

I taught him to bodysurf.

- Always with the extreme scenarios. - No, come on. Tell me, what's next?

Suppose this shrink gets scared or something?

Uncle Jun gives ramp?

Because a coach who most of us can't even stand is leaving?

They'll arrest him.

I know we're all upset, but we still have a season left.

Something going on, Artie?

Hey, nobody blew a whistle!

This wife of yours, she's got the giggles.

He's a sweetheart underneath it all.

Pass me the red peppers.

You're such a powerhouse.

But your dad makes it seem like this, I don't know, metaphor.

All right. Uncle Jun, how was Boca?

Betraying children?

FUCK THIS. IM GOIN TO BOCA

- To talk about his sex life? - Enough.

...coach of the Verbum Dei high school girls' soccer team.

Game? What game?

Rough play, my ass!

- It doesn't fall upon you. - What?

...and you're worried about a little lecca fica?

I like it shoes Yes

- What? - You're another one!

Mol owes me a solid.

You've always been a genius. But this last move is the best.

Way to go, Illinois! You’re a brick wall, baby. Brick wall!

Just kidding. I'm an animal lover.

I hate it as much as you do.

Give me your glass.

As if a TV set is gonna get somewhere with a man like Coach Hauser.

When my parents become grandparents and I start telling them about my one yellow cat

I'm tired of having to make excuses for him.

Who's got the ball?!

Let me ask you a question: Why does your wife hate me?

- How can you play if you don't eat? - You need protein.

I'm all packed.

Jesus fucking Christ

No. I don't know what he was talking about. He babbles.

The little girl, Ally, she thinks it's all her fault.

Do you honestly believe that they're gonna stop there?

Water under the bridge.

I'm gonna smell like a cheap French fry forever.

Tell your friends I know all about them.

You know what you do? You ignore the truth.