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- Not surprise.
[ Sniffs ] Top note of...clove? Is that right?
instead of your best friend!
My flavored-condom assortment spilled everywhere!
and interfered with purity of this contest, I end you.
- Sure. Why not.
♪♪
[ Gasps ] Oh! Today's not --
Oh! [ Chuckles ] That tickles!
to shut down in the presence of desperation and cheapness.
But it's my-- - You what? You period?
- Would a sexual predator do this?
- I trust you, Annie.
- Come on! That wasn't supposed to happen!
unprotected sex with 10 guys to dull the pain!
It's also the re-imagineered body of a man named Calvin.
[ Squeak ]
You're a cheater and a creeper.
- You're wrong.
- So, girls, if you ever wanna talk about the circle of life
personal number.
Makes you wish death could arrive a little faster.
Lots to do and only few hours to do it.
[ Psychedelic music plays ]
always makes me forget my troubles, though.
♪♪
- That would take a miracle. - Yeah?
I'd like my dead wife turned into a crystal
- Mmm. This cinnamon is so warm.
Guess Annie's probably dead by now, then. Mm.
Watch.
That'll show you!
You're supposed to be my best friend.
- Ooh.
I will avenge him!
Step right up and sample the goods!