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- Your funeral home hates my mom, right?
- He's so squish-able. I love him.
Or not. Because she will lose.
- Wow! Why does that work?
Don't know how you do it.
If I'm not there to hold the sign,
because you're a superfan of my mom's.
and added sugar.
No!
Only 12 ounce of Baba's Embalmer does trick
- Fun-Con, annual Funeral Parlor Association Convention.
- To not be messy bitch!
We've turned our narcissism and desire for money
- Come try out the RestMaster 2000.
How many of these beauties can I put you down for, huh?
I hate to be right, and yet, I am.
Top note of never getting what you want.
- Ever wish you could climb back inside your mother's womb?
[ Tires screech ]
You have the perfect relationship.
for months.
- You know her?!
if you catch my drift.
But stay away from my embalming fluid!
- No, but would you mind telling me
Heed my warning, Annie.
[ Gasps ] Annie? Annie?
- My wish from every past birthday finally came true.
- Forget Joey, I've lost My Little Maggot!
[ Baby crying ]
Death powers.
Baba, could I go smell some candles before I start my job?
- Excuse me, Sophie?
but I didn't think I'd fail at getting laid, too.
Oh, that'll do it.
so she could remodel my bedroom
- Winning's all she cares about, and Sophie always wins.