Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

My uncle Howie died that night, and, you know, we were really close.

What, dude? It's actually still pretty good.

What is my most viewed website?

Y'all a bunch of children.

- Blue. - Yellow.

How are we not invited?

We did. We did, in a real way.

So the sticky stuff on my chest was just glue.

- You didn't feel safe? - No.

- Irish. - Yeah, it's all right.

- Why are they pretending to be gay? - Are they?

(BOTH GRUNTING)

Maybe we should have an adult, mature conversation about it.

I know this is gonna be hard to believe, but

I have a very, very medium-sized sedan.

We staged the whole thing because you were acting like drunken jerks.

I'm gonna freakin' take this one to my deathbed.

God, who gives a shit?

- Oh. That's funny. - Boom!

We're not really three-way gay or even gay at all.

We know each other so well. We're, like, telepathic.

- Any questions? - All right, we are ready to rock and jock.

Well, well, well.

Get in there, rainbow warriors.

and, like, I just wouldn't stop crying?

We did that. That's 'cause of you. That's 'cause of you.

We should take him to a hospital.

- (TEDDY CLAPPING) Yeah. - Ooh.

Hi, I don't believe we've met.

- No, you weren't. - You guys.