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I would tell your friends to get tested.
In fact, I got beat up all the time. I didn't have any friends.
When you parked your car in my garage last night? You didn't even ask.
- Tela! - Mericans.
BILL: What's my biggest fear?
We have... Some friends, right?
You see, Bill and I have a complex, adult, mature relationship.
Tez, shut up your gigantic mouth.
ADAM: Oh, god!
HEY, you guys live here?
Were here. Were queer We want to drink beer
Whoo!
I hope you people all brought your hard hats,
BLAKE: I got it! I got it!
That you'll die alone.
Guys, bad news, but that...
Why did you think they were chicken?
I figured I had, like, three to four.
And since you boys couldn't decide on one color,
but let's just say there'll be lots of activities
I felt something, yeah.
(ALL SCREAMING)
Remember teamwork builds trust, and trust builds success
- Not even the short one? - No.
Bottle landed right on my head.
- Hocus Pocus. - Thank you.
I left my garage door open, and you parked your car
- Yeah. - Once.
I sucked this guy's dick before, I think.
I'm tweeting that.
Adam. Your balls, my face, right now.
It's, uh... It's an obstacle course. What do you want?
I got it, human totem pole. Let me up on your shoulders.
Hey, guys, we just wanted to bring over a little, uh,
talking about this stuff.
(AIR HORN BLOWS)
No, all right?