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I'm like, "Boy, if you don't get your goddamn
They're driving to Florida right now
(woman laughing)
-* Hey, love * -* Hey, love, hey, love *
(sighs)
You know, someone everybody knew was smart, but ended up being
You're homeless, Earn. You don't even have
DARIUS: That gold shit.
$325 plus the $50,
Maybe your stupid ass drank the $50.
you got to get a complaint from her,
What flavor is a Flamin' Hot Cheeto?
* Yeah, so good, so bad... *
"Florida Man bursts into ex's delivery room,
and then it's got to be filled out and signed.
(sighs)
That's what I'm telling you, there's a goddamn alligator...
* You're in love *
I was trying to get some gas earlier,
* Oh, no, blo, blo, blo, hot head... *
Hey, how's it going? That's my uncle.
* Turn your head around *
they're gonna come in here and get me,
There's police all over this house.
-No. No. -(Yvonne stammers)
talking about some, "I got more bars than Scooter."
Shit. What you on today?
What's up, Al?
WILLY: Well, I must've kidnapped that bitch in 1974,
a know-it-all, fuck-up jay that just let shit happen to him.
-Here you go right there. -(grunts, laughs)
I'm not taking that.
Said she was kidnapped.
The custodian in on that shit.
Yeah, I watch Storage Wars, too.
(door closes)
Hey.
Take one of those cups by the door,
* You're in love *
* Turn your head around *
-Of course. -Yeah.
for the remainder of your classes.
I'm fucking the bitch. That's the deal.