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The custodian in on that shit.
-No. No. -(Yvonne stammers)
-Here you go right there. -(grunts, laughs)
* Turn your head around *
You're homeless, Earn. You don't even have
for the remainder of your classes.
$325 plus the $50,
* Yeah, so good, so bad... *
they're gonna come in here and get me,
* Turn your head around *
-* Hey, love * -* Hey, love, hey, love *
What's up, Al?
You know, someone everybody knew was smart, but ended up being
you got to get a complaint from her,
(sighs)
Hey, how's it going? That's my uncle.
Maybe your stupid ass drank the $50.
That's what I'm telling you, there's a goddamn alligator...
Take one of those cups by the door,
Yeah, I watch Storage Wars, too.
Said she was kidnapped.
(sighs)
I was trying to get some gas earlier,
What flavor is a Flamin' Hot Cheeto?
(door closes)
They're driving to Florida right now
Shit. What you on today?
* You're in love *
talking about some, "I got more bars than Scooter."
There's police all over this house.
"Florida Man bursts into ex's delivery room,
I'm like, "Boy, if you don't get your goddamn
and then it's got to be filled out and signed.
Hey.
-Of course. -Yeah.
a know-it-all, fuck-up jay that just let shit happen to him.
* You're in love *
I'm not taking that.
DARIUS: That gold shit.
I'm fucking the bitch. That's the deal.
(woman laughing)
WILLY: Well, I must've kidnapped that bitch in 1974,
* Oh, no, blo, blo, blo, hot head... *