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The custodian in on that shit.
* Yeah, so good, so bad... *
I'm fucking the bitch. That's the deal.
and then it's got to be filled out and signed.
-Of course. -Yeah.
I'm like, "Boy, if you don't get your goddamn
That's what I'm telling you, there's a goddamn alligator...
Maybe your stupid ass drank the $50.
* You're in love *
Hey, how's it going? That's my uncle.
DARIUS: That gold shit.
What flavor is a Flamin' Hot Cheeto?
they're gonna come in here and get me,
Take one of those cups by the door,
(sighs)
* Turn your head around *
You know, someone everybody knew was smart, but ended up being
There's police all over this house.
"Florida Man bursts into ex's delivery room,
Yeah, I watch Storage Wars, too.
a know-it-all, fuck-up jay that just let shit happen to him.
for the remainder of your classes.
$325 plus the $50,
-* Hey, love * -* Hey, love, hey, love *
WILLY: Well, I must've kidnapped that bitch in 1974,
Hey.
(woman laughing)
(door closes)
* You're in love *
What's up, Al?
* Turn your head around *
You're homeless, Earn. You don't even have
I'm not taking that.
(sighs)
-No. No. -(Yvonne stammers)
I was trying to get some gas earlier,
talking about some, "I got more bars than Scooter."
* Oh, no, blo, blo, blo, hot head... *
They're driving to Florida right now
you got to get a complaint from her,
-Here you go right there. -(grunts, laughs)
Said she was kidnapped.
Shit. What you on today?