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Nigga, I'm not asking you.
That doesn't mean you get to take my shit.
"Florida Man shoots unarmed black teenager."
That's why I had what I said locked and loaded.
* Eli blast, crackin' 4s like a vase *
The fuck? (laughs)
-That shit gold. -(both laugh)
So I'm gonna...
to become a big thing, okay? Just give me five minutes,
before the night over with.
for a large percentage of abnormal incidents
MAN: Fries!
(dogs barking in distance)
then I'll let that alligator loose and
ALFRED: Hmm. (sniffs)
WOMAN: Paul's been having a difficult time of late.
and a peach cobbler and a number 17.
Hey. What's up, Regina?
DARIUS: Florida Man is responsible
Nah, for real.
'Cause if she's not, uh, can I stay over for a little bit?
-I'm going in. -Wait.
that occur in Florida.
I don't want to talk about it.
All I know is I ain't got
YVONNE: Mmm, there's an alligator in there, for real.
He's-he's just unstable, all right?
You scared.
Man, get your boy.
Bitch, you better hope it ain't the police.
and if you tell that to the police,
Oh, hell yeah.
off of one little, weak-ass mixtape
-Just give me five minutes. -Shit.
so... I'll just say we always met.