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WOMAN: Paul's been having a difficult time of late.
He's-he's just unstable, all right?
for a large percentage of abnormal incidents
-That shit gold. -(both laugh)
MAN: Fries!
(dogs barking in distance)
so... I'll just say we always met.
off of one little, weak-ass mixtape
I don't want to talk about it.
ALFRED: Hmm. (sniffs)
All I know is I ain't got
that occur in Florida.
That doesn't mean you get to take my shit.
You scared.
Oh, hell yeah.
then I'll let that alligator loose and
'Cause if she's not, uh, can I stay over for a little bit?
before the night over with.
-I'm going in. -Wait.
Bitch, you better hope it ain't the police.
Hey. What's up, Regina?
YVONNE: Mmm, there's an alligator in there, for real.
The fuck? (laughs)
That's why I had what I said locked and loaded.
Nigga, I'm not asking you.
So I'm gonna...
to become a big thing, okay? Just give me five minutes,
and if you tell that to the police,
* Eli blast, crackin' 4s like a vase *
"Florida Man shoots unarmed black teenager."
DARIUS: Florida Man is responsible
Nah, for real.
-Just give me five minutes. -Shit.
Man, get your boy.
and a peach cobbler and a number 17.