Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Tonight, Eric Cartman will go on television

and spoil my fun because you're jealous you didn't think of it first,

You gave us a filter because, people don't wanna hear things like...

If Adam would respond I would be so happy

yes vore movie no. no vore movie

I mean, if somebody got used to saying whatever came to their mind.

My cousin one time, my cousin and I touched wieners.

I've learned to deal with intolerance. Dumbshit douchebag!

But this Saturday, I will actually say anything I want on national television.

And it means a lot that you're standing here apologizing

Po Po Po Po Power with Tigerclaw!

The Land Before Time II: The Great Valley Adventure

Dateline. Right. I wet my ba--

you can say whatever you want, all the time, and never get in trouble?

We aren't faking, young man.

Don't you see how awesome this is?

Going to public places knowing you're going to make a fool of yourself.

It almost seems like his symptoms are like those in something called Tour...

Im just being stupid I guess

So now let's meet a child who has Tourette's Syndrome,

at this school, Principal Victoria?

- Tampon! Tampon dickshit! - Will you knock it off already?

I wet my bed last night.

- Who are you talking about? - My cousin.

if i could say that in court i'd be so happy.

I just peed my pants.