Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No, Homer, no! This is outrageous! You can't do that!

You'd better run, egg!

This is just appalling and outrageous.

- As soon as Number One gets here. - Number One?

It's a Secret shh-shut up

Couldn't hurt. Unless the monkeys started hurting people.

He should have to take a different oath.

...of our beloved sacred parchment...

Your membership pack

Wanna see how Davy Crockett really died at the Alamo? You must be 18.

Your membership pack

You know, you are a member of a very exclusive club.

The Simpson family is the best possible club I could belong to.

Remove the stone of university

Now let's all get drunk and play ping pong

for your continuing and baffling desecration of our beloved sacred parchment, you are hereby banished from the stonecutters forever

I saved your life. That egg sandwich could've killed you by cholesterol.

Oh, Homer, don't start stalking people again. It's so illegal.

Another strike for the Chosen One!

Thanks, Lenny. When am I gonna be initiated?