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Again! Again!
Holy crip, he's a crapple!
You don't admire wheelchair people. You're supposed to feel sorry for them.
- I tried everything to get the stain out. - What about lemon juice?
That's finger suckin' good, huh? It's an old policemen's recipe.
I thought maybe I crossed the line when I asked to borrow a screwdriver.
...Guillermo.
Silence! Ever since you two met, you've done nothing but wax idiotic!
I AM NOT A ROBOT!
I just want to be.
Holy crip she's a crapple
Meg loves Kevin.
He found this one spot behind my ear, I...
What? Because of what I said this afternoon. No.
Joe, you have to meet our new neighbor, Lois Griffin.
But I don't want to be different.
All units! A major robbery is in progress at Quahog Bank and Trust.
Lois, I don't want those people there.
Guillermo, you're up.
You got a neighbor on the other side of your house, too.
And you know what? I'm one of them.
We got hostages! Don't try anything funny!
You'll never take us alive!
See I have that disease where stuff pops out of your mouth.
Come on, Brian. I gotta get to softball practice.