Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

bonjour! i'm gina borgogno and i need to worry about other people's problems. because if i don't i'll get slapped in the face by ashley orchrocki.
I don't wanna be like everyone else.
- Come on. Let's get out of here. - Peter, you can't leave.
This year we will defeat those Pranksters with our secret weapon...
What are you talking about? We want to hear more of Mr. Swanson's stories.
I can't believe my dad is in there.
If we want the cops to take us seriously, we have to waste a hostage. But who?
God. The more I resist, the more intriguing they become! I can't look away!
- Play ball! - Let's do it!
- I demand to know who made you! - Stewie, it's not polite to point.
I also like Radiohead.
- Okay. Take your base. - Somebody call 911.
To be the Lindbergh baby right about now.
What an ass.
Peter, make yourself useful. Go get Joe a drink.
I got another one where Natalie's one of those spittin' lizards from Jurassic Park.
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...as a Calvin Klein model.
...and I can't tell the difference.
My whole family worships the ground that guy can't walk on.
Holy Crip, He's a Crapple!
You first.
Wow. Looks like you have a fan.
Bonnie, it's Peter.
Such a mom answer.
Okay, in this improv, Tammy and the short robber are husband and wife.
I got a new dress.
...I shall take the information from you by force!
All right, you guys. Let's get out of here.
See you at the game, Joe.