Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Christmas is cancelled for you

A&E Biography is doing the life of the other guy from Wham.

Welcome to the neighborhood.

I can't taste salt.

Silence! Ever Since You Two Met, You've Done Nothing But Wax Idiotic!

Man. What'll I do if I get fired? I'll have to go back to my old job...

Stewie, those books aren't for babies. Here. Watch the Teletubbies.

Half man, half machine.

...on and off the field.

Mom, what do you do when you like a boy but he doesn't even notice you?

I must escape this infernal babble!

Sun Tzu's The Art of War.

- You must be Peter. Joe Swanson. - Yeah, yeah. Nice to meet you, Phil.

"But where are those good, old-fashioned values

I guess I was just tired of him being your hero.

But it interfered with my studies. What do you listen to?

Then you open up the septic tank and... Skeleton city!

Domestic disturbance... Boring!