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…after you, like, cornered her in front of the whole class.
My dad was wrong.
She ripped out my permanent retainer.
["Changes" by Charles Bradley plays]
-Whatever! -You basically pushed her to say it.
-She's such a tease. -[chuckles] Yeah.
I hate you, Jessi!
[all gasp]
-Okay, here's how you do the trick. -No!
Ooh, isn't she the best?
Sweet Lord, please kill me again.
I yearn to taste the earth from your feet. How else will I know where you've been?
I am, and the view up here is pretty nice.
See, the problem was I wanted him to swallow me whole like a pelican,
♪ Oh, in my life ♪
He gets that magic is the perfect storm of art, science and sex.
This is exactly what I was missing when I was deep-tonguing down with Charles Lu.
Yeah, she's a total slut. She led me on and then rejected me.
What the fuck, Jay?
Mmm, I'll let this play out.
You can look down girls' shirts and see their sternum!
-I will totally house with you! -I can't believe this is happening!
Someone sent her a 40-year-old jacked magician.
♪ I even considered picking up smoking ♪
Ooh, see? I never fucked with that little Creamsicle Nick anyway.
And wait till you peep her feet.
Okay. Potential Dr. PlainTalk suspects.
Slut says what?
because I'm not so sure that's a very fair thing to hate someone for.
♪ Every jackass creep and I ♪
Mazel Tov to Mr. and Mrs. Who Cares!
No, no, I'm just gonna say hi. Okay?
Devon and I have also decided to repair our relationship.
Who is this one to tell us how to hate Jessi?
starting rumors?
What tongue thing?
♪ My bitch is the raddest ♪
Okay! Well, now I know you're just jealous because I've got cheeks for weeks,
Okay, "dude".
and I would be proud to be any part of that noble creature.
Hey, hey! Don't you dare undercut what we're doing here.
Jesus, babe, are you mad because Charles is a guy?
Ooh! Okay. Well, let's unpack that,
This is a nice episode.
Oh, no, I broke the Magician's Code.
Yeah, but you can't be sending videos to people of Jay's dick.