Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

In an obvious effort to steal Lola's thunder,
and hide a pill for him in some peanut butter!
I'm upset because you were supposed to be mourning me,
Well, that's clever because he's a sponge!
So what do you say we pay a visit to the reptile house?
You have to understand, I--I was betrayed by the woman I love!
♪ Look, Alice Let's get lost in your wonderland ♪
-["IFHY" plays] -♪ I fucking hate you ♪
Maybe he's right.
Jessi is-is just a friend.
You're an embarrassment and a disgrace!
I'm not a genie. I'm a ghost!
That's right! I fuck big!
but I don't know if she actually led you on.
Go, Lola.
♪ But I love you ♪
Zip it! None of your boring music, you dead dud.
-♪ They can fudge off and die when I ♪ -♪ Hate, hate, hate ♪
emerging from Wendy Williams' morning matcha.
[both] ♪ Feels so good to hate! ♪
[truck revs, honks]
Yeah, I'm--I'm never gonna get used to saying that.
And you, put that Gronk Bobble-Butt on my nightstand.
-We already have the perfect crew. -Damn right!
And you, you at home, you're laughing at this block of wood?
-Connie, what's happening? -Whoo! Jason Biggs just made me cum.
I don't know, are you?
"Covered in my jizz." I know that line.
How could you do this?
When I get my hands on whoever started this rumor,
I've never gotten in trouble at school before.
Save some snatch for the rest of us!
Ooh! Say it's a new Internet challenge where people draw eyes on their balls,
That's tragic, Jay. Like my life.