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Well, a dork is a whale's penis,
-♪ Want to see them cry from my ♪ -♪ Hate, hate, hate ♪
How dare you speak of someone else's hotness in front of me!
-I was thinking the exact same thing! -Really?
Okay, but it has to be two bedrooms because I need a home office.
Oh my God, we should move in together!
-[chittering] -Hey! Gentle with my castle, you idiot!
Here we go, ready? Coin…
Of course!
I feel thick in all the right places.
You are ugly inside and out.
-How'd you turn into such a bad bitch? -Do you like?
Ah, yes, the sternum.
What friend? Who?
You got me, baby.
You called me a name, so I ruined your life.
Yeah, but nobody wants to touch the poster because it's covered--
"Oh, I don't like you. Oh, look at my red hair. Nyuh!"
♪ Yeah, it feels so good to hate ♪
♪ It feels so good to hate ♪
What I tell you? Let the love go and let the hate overflow.
My death may have been fake, Lola,
What the hell are you two doing in here?
Ah, another goddamn day.
-Ow! -[all cheering]
It's just a sexy, girl-on-girl, jailhouse rumor.
♪ The fuck is all this noise about? ♪
Hey, when I want a slut's opinion, I'll ask for it.
Why do all these people hate me?
that his asshole comes out of his fucking mouth.
She called me ugly in front of everyone after I professed my love!
Honestly, I think it might have been Nick.
I bet you can't guess who's controlling it.
Well, fuck you, then!
[in sing-song] Oh, God, not again!
[laughs] See?
I think I'm gonna poop blood later.
♪ Hate, hate, hate ♪
And then Devin slips on the diarrhea, and she's like, "Ooh! Whoa! Whaa!"
♪ A world full of losers Jerks and pricks ♪
[chuckles]
[chuckling] I know who did, though, but I'm so shy.
"Motherflippers shouldn't have stolen my affinity group!"
He's got that Gronk-a-donk that makes my Lola lumps plump!
Dang, Missy, your rumor worked!
-You're just my mom's parole officer. -Hey!