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Well, if you're Duke Ellington, then I'm Queen Shit, so smell my ass!
"slimy little fucker" tingle.
Ooh, send me that. I'll post it on Dr. PlainTalk.
Missy hates you? I wonder who else hates you.
Oh, my God. You said it! You love me?
And it's so obvious that you're in love with her,
Yes! Exactly!
Because you roofied everybody comatose with your boring-ass plans, you dork.
I can't disclose that information unless you make me almost pass out from pain.
Bye, ho! We don't need that walking Daily Mail article.
We're all having fun at ol' Andrew's expense.
and FYI, she doesn't love anyone who loves her back. [sniffles]
I think that's a crime.
-Uh, we're just British, Your Majesty. -We've explained this several times.
Well, this big, fat masturbator and his big feelings are hurt right now.
Check it out, I photoshopped her mugshot.
It's what I heard.
Oh, the doctor is a woman!
♪ Oh! Ooh! Ooh! ♪
and everyone's gonna be like, "Ooh la la, Ali, who are you wearing?"
♪ Coldhearted bitches That could do much better ♪
You know what? Fuck it. I trust you, Lola. [chuckles]
Oh, shut up. Fuck you. Eat shit.
but instead you were scorning me!
-[grunts] -Oh, outrageous!
Jay is loved! Jay is loved!
Zip-zap, she treats you like crap.
What matters is whose hateful flame burns the brightest.
Yeah, it's, uh… It's kind of weird, right?
Oh, shit! Walter! You look amazing now!
Todd, that's an amazing trick, but no.
This show is middle-aged people playing masturbating children with big feelings!
I have to say, this whole situation sucks and is unfair!
Yeah, you gonna be a bitch and run me over like a bitch, you bitch?
-[news theme plays] -Good morning!
Missy, I never figured you for a troll.
Well, so far, we've got Nick, Michael Angelo, Cantor Dina, Tito,
♪ Selfish little hussies And their boy-toy tools ♪
he makes your pussy want to sew itself shut.