Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Jessi definitely sucks,

Come back to me, my queen.

I would say I don't know why you're trying to besmirch our reputations,

-[gasps] -[deep voice growls] Glazer…

I love you, Lola Ugfuglio Skumpy.

I'll fucking kill you, Jay!

for your missing daughter's ukulele.

Hey, babe, Steve's gonna pop by for a drink before dinner. Is that cool?

-[Missy moans] -[Cyrus] Well, Missy?

Before, you were so annoying being all nice.

♪ I'm going through changes ♪

And not in a sexy way, like when you walk up to Seann William Scott and say,

And then pulls through,

and make you say shit you never thought you'd say.

-It'd be funny. -Right?

What's the difference?

I'm gonna admit that I was wrong.

Mmm, no, Connie, it's not like any of what you just said.

And Sean looks down, and you're holding his dick.

-I'll tear your face from your skull! -[grunts]

I'mma cry. Thank you so much.

Firefly, what's so funny on your cellular device?

Oh my God they killed Cartman you bastards

I'm Dr. PlainTalk.

♪ I fucking hate you ♪

But first, I had a quick conversation with the victims of a vicious rumor.

[students exclaim]

Oh, man, this is gonna be a scary episode.

She's a jackal. She's a cracker jackal. [hisses]

I wish she'd get really bad diarrhea and then vanish.

[Walter] She has always found a way to hurt you, Nick.

Attention! Attention, everyone.

You're filling a void with vocabulary words. Congrats.

Sweetie, we care.

-[all exclaim in disgust] -That's actually, like, very sweet.

Oh, uh, nothing much. Just looking at Instagram.

Ms. Benitez, if you will kindly unroll your cigarette, please.

Right back at you, boo!

I hope she ODs!

-[laughs] -Hey, man, I get it.

[claps] No coin.

♪ I hope you die in your sleep ♪

-[splats] -Uh-oh, I'm made of SpaghettiOs!

So you gonna flatten the little shit or what?

-[Jay screams] -I hide it in my ample foreskin.

-…your tiny little dick. -[all laughing]