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It'll get inside you, bring you to your knees,
I wish you the most sensual of fortunes, Jay.
-♪ That makes your wisp stiff, baby ♪ -[boings]
Oh, God, we knew Nick hated you, but Missy?
I just eat cookies and talk shit.
The jail of the heart, but the foundation for them titties.
No, no, it's cool. It happened after we broke up.
"Oh, these? Just some little fucker!"
You're the poster child for yucky behavior.
♪ You're good at being perfect We're good at being troubled ♪
You chose the wand between your legs.
-[buzzing] -What's going on?
Our top story today,
-[piano plays] -♪ There's something about ♪
That's hate, man.
-Huh? -You're having a nightmare about me?
-Hiya! -[Ali] Ah!
Hey, fat tits!
Devin LeSeven, Rabbi Paulblart's adult son Leore…
We're in such, like, a healthy place right now, Jay.
while they're still, like, very much in the microwave.
Darrell, get out of here, man. It's scary!
♪ Yeah ♪
it's gonna be titty-twist city!
♪ Co-opting, wannabe feminist turds ♪
-with the ponytail. -[all groan]
I don't know what's going on with her. She's so different.
-"Lola plus Jay equals house." -[claps]
♪ Crazy who makes me the happiest Can make me the saddest ♪
♪ Hate, hate, hate ♪
-There is no water in my mug. -Water is for guests, Caleb.
Or you could mention it while you're pissing on his tiny, charred corpse.
[rasping]
I've been on this hate diet all week.
It wasn't my fault. Jessi started it!
Well, for peak's sake, I love you, Jayzerian RicFlairian Bilzerian.
Yes, yes, whoever wins gets me as a piss boy.
Your hate nourishes me, Nick!
Can't we be both?
With my gay pubes as my witness, I will get my vengeance, Jay!
Wait, Maury, have we done a queefing episode?
Right?
And whoever loses gets to take a shit in his ass.
Babe. I can do the tricks for you,
Rochelle, it's me, Walter Las Palmas.
he wanted to wet-shit me out all over the pier like a common seagull.
And screw Jessi too!