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Rochelle, it's me, Walter Las Palmas.
You chose the wand between your legs.
Your hate nourishes me, Nick!
Well, for peak's sake, I love you, Jayzerian RicFlairian Bilzerian.
-♪ That makes your wisp stiff, baby ♪ -[boings]
Right?
That's hate, man.
♪ Co-opting, wannabe feminist turds ♪
We're in such, like, a healthy place right now, Jay.
Our top story today,
Wait, Maury, have we done a queefing episode?
♪ You're good at being perfect We're good at being troubled ♪
♪ Hate, hate, hate ♪
I wish you the most sensual of fortunes, Jay.
Devin LeSeven, Rabbi Paulblart's adult son Leore…
With my gay pubes as my witness, I will get my vengeance, Jay!
Yes, yes, whoever wins gets me as a piss boy.
I just eat cookies and talk shit.
[rasping]
I've been on this hate diet all week.
Babe. I can do the tricks for you,
The jail of the heart, but the foundation for them titties.
-Hiya! -[Ali] Ah!
And whoever loses gets to take a shit in his ass.
It wasn't my fault. Jessi started it!
Or you could mention it while you're pissing on his tiny, charred corpse.
it's gonna be titty-twist city!
Darrell, get out of here, man. It's scary!
I don't know what's going on with her. She's so different.
Hey, fat tits!
Oh, God, we knew Nick hated you, but Missy?
No, no, it's cool. It happened after we broke up.
-There is no water in my mug. -Water is for guests, Caleb.
-"Lola plus Jay equals house." -[claps]
Can't we be both?
-[piano plays] -♪ There's something about ♪
And screw Jessi too!
♪ Crazy who makes me the happiest Can make me the saddest ♪
It'll get inside you, bring you to your knees,
while they're still, like, very much in the microwave.
♪ Yeah ♪
-[buzzing] -What's going on?
You're the poster child for yucky behavior.
he wanted to wet-shit me out all over the pier like a common seagull.
-Huh? -You're having a nightmare about me?
-with the ponytail. -[all groan]
"Oh, these? Just some little fucker!"