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and you stayed up all night pissing with a big water belly?
Huh, so you don't completely hate him.
Shut up. Fuck you. Eat shit.
Uh, yeah!
You know what I crave? Devon getting diarrhea and vanishing.
He owes me nipples!
-Walter? -[roars]
-[both giggle] -I don't like this!
Whoo!
[suspenseful music building]
Oh, Jay and his girlfriend moved into the attic.
I've often worried about that!
Mainly from eating Totino's Pizza Blasts from the microwave
Or you could burn the house down.
Oh, God! [chuckles] Okay!
Now, Jessi, if Dr. PlainTalk were watching right now from the medical facility
Whoa! You're Dr. PlainTalk?
You're not my dad, Rodney!
-Is it possible you're a bad person? -Oh, he's got a point.
then smush their dicks down between their balls
Yeah, that's totally what's happening there. And it's sad!
-[both chuckle] -Yeah, I'm starting to feel that same
What? Missy started the rumor?
My pubes are even gay!
Dude… [exhales] …I had one crazy rager with the boys,
I asked him to give it to Seann William, and he kept it for himself.
Fuck the high road! Poop in my butt hole!
-Fucking bitch. -Oh, Nick, man, that's just a rumor.
Damn! You wicked worm!
You hate her. Don't you, Nick?
[door slams]
-See, I want to give you my heart. -Hmm.
No wonder she wouldn't touch you with a ten-foot dork!
where SpongeBob is wiping the counter with a tiny version of himself.
Talk over you at some stupid affinity group meeting?
-Give me some. -Blue Cross Blue Shield just followed me.
♪ Yeah ♪
You're all complicit.
-Cheater, cheater, pussy eater! -Ew!
Y'all new to this hatin' Jessi shit.