Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

and you both just have flat kid ass.
[echoing] I fucking hate you!
-Hey. -Jesus, Nick, you don't look so good.
Nick looks so hot with his Sid Vicious hair.
Dude, what is your problem?
Now, c'mon, girl. Let's refresh the comments every 30 seconds.
Just say, "Fuck it!"
Lie to 'em, girl!
Why would she hate me?
♪ A mean blonde lady ♪
but it's against the magician's code to tell you how to do it.
What you did was a child pornography.
♪ Vapid social media influencers ♪
But how do I know I can trust you?
So, what are you gonna do, cry about it?
No, it's Jason Biggs.
Only a dork would know that!
Maybe, maybe not.
Oh, my God, Jay!
Well, thank you for asking.
Holy shit, Missy.
that's in your magician's JanSport.
Just like Jason Big-ig-ig-ig-ig-ig-igs!
Yeah, because she's a goddamn nightmare.
-Oh! -[grunts] Fuck that noise.
Jessi's so full of shit.
Die from shame, you heathen scum!
She must be a gynecologist. This was a good riddle.
It doesn't matter who hated Jessi first.
Oh, no, Nick didn't start that rumor.
♪ It feels so good to hate ♪
Good. So, like, mission accomplished. [chuckles weakly]
Alright, just gonna hang out at Nick's house like normal.
♪ You turned to a bitch Who let the dogs out? ♪
you'd be well within your rights to pull his tongue so hard
No, that's okay. I totally respect your code.
Well, good! Don't let the door hit your lumpy butt on the way out.
The magic is gone.
-[grunts] -Oh, fuck! Yes.
-So pathetic. -[grunts] Ew. I'm stuck! What is this?
[melancholy music plays]