HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
no, please stay. Mi amor, may I present to you Sterling Archer, and also his charming mother Malory.
CALDERÓN: Eh? (muttering in agreement) KRIEGER: Hey, what's
(indistinct shouting) ARCHER: Don't shoot! Don't shoot!
very bold colors here, and then the thick black lines are coming here, always drawing the eye to
...without all this incessant bickering. It's like I'm stuck on a school
Oh, my God, you gotta help me! LANA: Oh, for the... there is no ice machine!
But so far, being an international arms dealer is not.
some ice. KRIEGER: Oh, and if you see a housekeeping cart, can you grab
LANA: I will, Archer. I really will. AIR TRAFFIC CONTROLLER:
CALDERÓN: Wait, really? Anything? MALORY: Yes?
♪ I'll burn it down
ARCHER: God forbid. KRIEGER: Right? CYRIL: And as for who's the
ARCHER: So, phrasing's just dead then? LANA: What is your...?
ARCHER: It wasn't anonymous, Lana. I thought she was the maid.
LANA: Well played. PAM: I've got crate lag. LANA: And where are you
pretty serious about, by the way, but right now I want to talk about this other thing
is the White House has lost faith in your ability to win this war!
CYRIL: Clones? KRIEGER: Yes, clones! My God, it was like looking
LANA: Uh, hang on. Okay. (clears throat)
CYRIL: Krieger says-- ow, hold on... ARCHER: Goddamn it!
Why would you DO that?!
LANA: Oh, my God. MALORY: What the hell are you talking about?
there. COMANDANTE: Señor Presidente! The rebels have broken through
(shouting continues) LANA: Way to go, Gilligan. (gunshot)
(chuckles) ARCHER: I lied. I mean, yes, eight.
KRIEGER: Ooh, hang on, maybe this is it. PAM: I don't know.
CHERLENE: How? It came out, like, yesterday. CALDERÓN: Yes!