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Listen, I don't care the refs are cheating.
But I'm not interested in your ultimate contest.
talking about the unpleasantness of business.
* I am the ballot in your box The bullet in the gun *
quite a lesson in kickball today.
Now they got a hit, we got a runner,
"old people walking around the mall" leisurely strolls.
I made up the story about Jennifer's permanent limp,
Lights out for the old man. You're out!
Your money ain't worth shit to me,
Seems like the owner of the Wushung team
Well, who bet the whole town on a kickball game?
A deal's a deal, Long.
Goddamn it! Fuck the POW.
I've never seen it, but I know it exists.
He's got a... Little bit girly,
I am Jigme. I come from Tibet.
And believe me, folks, this was no accident.
Little Ming Do steps up to the plate.
with the youngest Chinese sweatshop labor we could find.
is really owning their a... Oh!
Say, how's your gambling addiction?
My name is Ming.
Oh, my. His first time at the plate
What the hell do you call this?
Even before I was born,
Team captain?
We must have the ultimate contest
To live in America.
Hasn't peed in three years.
some type of trouble.
He can do no wrong.
Your great white leadership made all the difference in the world.
Tom's up. He's getting a good stretch on.