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* I am the ballot in your box The bullet in the gun *
My name is Ming.
Your great white leadership made all the difference in the world.
Team captain?
some type of trouble.
To live in America.
Tom's up. He's getting a good stretch on.
I am Jigme. I come from Tibet.
quite a lesson in kickball today.
Goddamn it! Fuck the POW.
He's got a... Little bit girly,
Oh, my. His first time at the plate
Listen, I don't care the refs are cheating.
A deal's a deal, Long.
Now they got a hit, we got a runner,
with the youngest Chinese sweatshop labor we could find.
is really owning their a... Oh!
Hasn't peed in three years.
talking about the unpleasantness of business.
I made up the story about Jennifer's permanent limp,
"old people walking around the mall" leisurely strolls.
What the hell do you call this?
Lights out for the old man. You're out!
Your money ain't worth shit to me,
Little Ming Do steps up to the plate.
Say, how's your gambling addiction?
Even before I was born,
We must have the ultimate contest
Well, who bet the whole town on a kickball game?
Seems like the owner of the Wushung team
He can do no wrong.
And believe me, folks, this was no accident.
But I'm not interested in your ultimate contest.
I've never seen it, but I know it exists.