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Wow!
In China, there is this place.
I'm not making a request. I'm prepared to blackmail you
No offense to your granddaughter, Mr. Long Do,
* America, America *
Like I said, you have me mistaken for somebody else.
No yacht for you.
and he must really be feeling the pressure right now.
I'll risk it.
Now Huey,
Wait a min... Hold on, what's this?
The best the Dominican Republic has to offer.
No? Well, dock this Chink a day's pay
renamed it "kickball."
There's no way I'm playing.
We beat those yellow motherfuckers.
First, courtesy of Blackwater USA, the senior squad...
Mercenaries?
with the smoldering remains of the ball.
who have shamed their country by losing.
Unfortunately there's absolutely no time to train you people.
it was decided I would be a champion kickball player.
Strike! Throws one and strike.
Folks, we're ready to get back into the action here,
Explain that to media takeout.
and he just got $20 billion in bailout money.