Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

that I don't know anything at all.
Hey, this guy bothering you, Raoul?
♪ Our strange duet ♪
- the world of theater. - What the...
even though you think you have nothing in common,
I had no choice!
whatever's the theater equivalent of the Stanley Cup.
- cleaning, cooking, and cheesing? - Sure, in a pinch,
Yeah, so close. But hey, that's showbiz for ya.
Oh, you didn't hear? They canceled "Phantom."
That show made me cry, and I don't care who knows it.
What the heck?!
I sold my Ford Festiva to buy this thing. Now, make it work!
♪ She's Oprah Winfrey, America's mom ♪
and pop by rehearsal for the fun of it.
Why, Dan? Why?! Boo!
You know, some people put a man on the Moon,
It won't stop following me.
dead-eyed chorus members with no lines.
When did you get so anti-drop cookie?
First period, I kick things off with study hall, ease into my day.
Go back to your stupid tap dancing and lame-ass jazz hands.
But she wasn't the only one who learned something that day.
- Now I'm Christine in real life. - You know it, girl.
This will be the greatest challenge of your young lives.
Okay, stop! Stop! Everyone, calm down.
...I didn't realize that all your hard work is for us.
- Wait. What? - "The Phantom of the Oprah."
Naked Rob is really working out those knots.
Whatever, man.
Then make me the lead of the show. Stedman, I guess.
You might think you're super cool here,
more popular than a football game.
I'm mostly muscle! How are you not getting this?
All right let's just forget the stupid chandelier, okay?
Looks like opening night was also closing night.