Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You can't expect me to walk around in these flats all day,

What are you grinning at, weirdo?

Did I look hot bald?

like that you don't wash your feet in the shower;

Tonight we're having a party where everyone

Ugh. Those two are such forking dweebs.

Ah, looking a little better.

Maybe there's a mega-demon who

I'm sorry. Can we rewind for a second?

Uh, yeah, uh... wrong one. Wrong one.

- Well, we all helped... - Shut up, Glen!

and when she wasn't trying to

You want something to drink?

Because it was my mistake to not pick a puppy fast enough.

that are entirely outside my control.

The Tarantula-squid. Tarantula-squid.

I love you too.

Barbra Streisand gave me one of her

After that, you spent all your time together.

and maybe you'll still get a puppy.

I'm not going through that thing.

Oh, that sounds good. I'll have one too.

Uh, yeah, so, Chidi chose an owl,

I forced you to choose the lizard,

into the world is pointless.

and you are going to show me how thoughtful and caring I am,

We're way past that.

What? We don't know.

It's a basic reality show playbook.

So, we are moving onto the subject

And I want to believe that it matters.

because I scripted everything that happened, right?