Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Hello? - Hi. This is Phil's Liquor.
The certificate is for two.
Stop it! I like to think of parents the old-fashioned way.
Yet another reason to continue the fight to keep physical education in schools.
The sooner you get back to your weekend, the sooner it'll be over.
Or perhaps I could roll myself against a stucco wall...
A what?
If you say so, then I have to believe it, don't I?
If you don't care about hurting my feelings...
I can take your name, but I won't have a table for about an hour.
- Absolutely. How's the spa? - Tranquil.
It was just a dance. You were having fun.
No, Rory wouldn't lie.
I still can't get over it. It really was mud.
but I didn't really think they meant a real mud bath.
Freaky and unfortunate. Yeah.
A tiny little ice-cream package just big enough for two.
Thank you. We're sure we're going to have a wonderful time.
I think I'll stay out of it.
they had booked us separately for every one of our treatments.
You're no fun when you're tense. Are you sure you want me to go?
The sitter will be here soon.
Have a good time.
Well, they have dessert at least.
I did what I thought was right, what I had to do to protect you.
This isn't a singles bar, Mom. It's a 60-40 bar.
at the 'batting the eyelashes, look at my belly shirt' kind of thing...
Dean, Dean, and... Oh, did I mention Dean?
And then come the bikers and lowlifes who are gonna trash the place?
60-year-old men hitting on 40-year-old women.
- But these robes are wonderful. - Mom.
I am going to do laundry, watch TV, order Indian food, and go to bed early.
I just noticed the time, and it's getting really late.
- Fine, six. - Well, he wanted you taken care of.
Mom, you signed us up for a couple's massage.
I know you wanna be alone. I'll only stay a minute.
Sure.
- What was that? - What?
but now that he's back, they're fighting and redecorating. It's a mess.
That sounds fine.
God, this robe is fabulous. How do they get it so soft?
- Now you can tell him. - I will.
Admitting right off the bat that you spend your life in a bar.
- We're just eating dinner. - Jess, I'm asking you as a friend.
Steal me soap.
Is that ice cream? That's so nice.
It's fast-food gospel.
Especially if their towels are as good as their robes.
Oh, sure, construction ultimatum.
I don't need it for the dining room.
I should have my head examined.
Okay, I'll let you get back to your alone night.
- Are you being sarcastic? - No, I'm being completely serious.
- Thank you for agreeing to leave early. - No problem.
I know, but Paris and I still have a lot more studying to do.