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They certainly do like their tofu here, don't they?

I tried to stay home and study myself, but I can't.

That'll be $12.50.

If I was going to have anyone over tonight, it definitely would have been you.

I've got four in the attic already.

Do you know what most people who get these massages do...

Emily, do you share this rather extreme opinion?

My mom's out of town, and I never get the house all to myself.

So because I waited until I was grown and married...

Where should I put this? Kitchen?

When do the bikers and lowlifes get to trash the place?

- No, can't sit here. - Why not?

I'll have you working at the Chicken Ranch soon.

I should have my head examined.

You're a vicious trollop.

We were having dinner, Mom, a nice dinner. We were talking.

We'll do a quick review and a pop quiz, and then you're going home.

Why, because I want a quiet, private massage?

We don't serve anything with caffeine here.

if I have to spend one more minute with my mother.

I'm ready. Let's go.

- Lorelai? - Yes, Mom.

Reheated French fries really suck.

We can take care of that for you.

acting like a petulant 4-year-old.

Wanted to get out of the construction zone.

- I was thinking... - Yes?

Wasn't sure how long your mom would be gone for.

Yeah. And I think she would have liked Bukowski.

And you and I are mother and daughter always.

We'll make an appointment when we get back.

- You're in your pajamas. - I know.

stirring things up.

- Yes. - That was an evil 'yes. '

We're going to leave the spa, find a restaurant, and have a steak.

You're squirming. I've never seen you squirm. It's entertaining.

Because that's what the tag on the hanger says.

What? No, I couldn't.

- Another half hour. Please. - No. You got your hour, you need to go.

to engage in inappropriate behavior.

Rory, is this true?

I'm nothing if not a great organizer.

Yes, I'm going to be Ted Nugent.

- Okay. Well, he's coming over. - What?

Why, did you think I wanted to come over here and see you?

The eye treatment is supposed to reduce puffiness...

Okay, but my hour doesn't start till you get back out here, right?

- Really? - I wasn't done.

Well, that sounds fine.